Superbowl Spectacular: Half Time Show Piece

Funny story written by Matt 'Crusty' Morgan

Monday, 5 February 2007

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"Assume the position; The Dr. Will see you now."

The biggest evening in Americas sporting calendar; The NFL Superbowl, saw a spectacular halftime show.

The marvelous musical midget 'Prince' let rip with a watery medley, and what seemed like an improvised set while the rain poured down. The crowd appeared to be desperate for an electrocution. However the pint sized Prince left the stage unscathed.

The TV cameras did not show the real star of the show however - George Bush's Proctologist giving a live demonstration displayed on the Jumbotron screens.

The crowd was treated to some inside secrets of how George W. really operates.

Dr. Assdelver revealed that a voice simulator interprets the involuntary movement of the Presidents colon and prostate, and relays this to his brain. Recently a malfunction in this state of the art equipment resulted in George W Bush making some of his classic gaffs.

Dr Assdelver told the football fans that it was inevitable that working with Mr Bush you would often feel shit.

Peyton Manning, quaterback for the Colts, was hoping for a consultation following the classic football game.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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