Can the Country Afford Mike Huckabee as President?
Literally! Can the United States afford Mike Huckabee as President?...
Read full storyQueen Loses Crown Jewels In Post To Camilla
Her Majesty the Queen has announced today via her personal secretary that the Crown Jewels have been lost in the post. Her Majesty posted them courier class with a recorded delivery sticker to Camilla, Second in Line to Princess of Wales, as a specia...
Read full storyUS to provide Pakistan with special armored cars to protect Opposition leaders
The untimely and horrific death of Benazir Bhutto has forced the US administration to review its failed foreign policy.
Read full storyResidents at a convalescents center still recovering after New Year's Eve bash
Residents of the Closer To Thee Assisted Living and Convalescents Center in Chapel Hill were reported recovering this morning after gathering last night at the center's clubhouse to stay warm and bring in the New Year.
Read full story'Comical Ali' alive and well in Pakistan - reborn as (Brig. retd.) Javed Iqbal Cheema. Offered big bucks to write one-liners for Jay Leno
Following the 'silliness' stand-still caused by the recent writer's strike in Hollywood comes word of the resurgence of Saddam Hussein's tribesman, Comical Ali. One of the main jokers in the US's infamous "D...
Read full storyNASA plans to blow up Mars if asteroid misses
NASA officials announced today that if the asteroid currently heading towards Mars fails to strike, they plan on blowing the planet up with nuclear weapons themselves.
Read full storyNorth Pole Runs Out of Time
Polar Cap Center, North Pole (IPP) - The North Polar cap ran out of time earlier today. This part of the Earth has ceased to rotate despite the fact that the rest of the planet below the periphery of the polar cap continues to rotate.
Read full storyBinge Drinkers Responsible for Baby Boom
Binge drinkers are responsible for a massive rise in illegitimate births according to a secret document known only to myself and several million Daily Mail readers.
Read full storyWhat, NO Ron Paul?
As a recent Spoofist I am fed up of all the rubbish thrown at us from 'Over the Pond'. Being a quiet backwater Nation, it is not fair to write stories on people we don't even know! Most of them are not even funny to read. Come on America - you can do better than that! I know you can. Putting various names to stories is a cheap point-c...
Read full storyHudgens vows to superglue thighs together in $10 million 2008 celibacy marathon contest
Beverly Hills, California - (Bad Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has vowed to abstain from sex in 2008 in return for a guaranteed $10 million bounty from Halo! magazine.
Read full storyArchbishop of Cantebury's New Year Message
The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr.Rowan Williams, has decided to go YouTube to announce his new year message. The message was one of green issues.
Read full storyKleptocracy the best revenge: young Bhutto wows voters
Islamabad - (Bad, Bad Ass Mess): "I am a great fan of the Whore on Terra's Bush and Blair," young Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari told Pakistani voters today, "and vow to follow their example on my way to power and glory just as so...
Read full storyBranson livid as classified archives name him son of Nazi UK Prince
London - (Bad Ass Mess): Mendacious Virgin Inter-Galactic CEO Richard Branson is in hiding today after the British Foreign Orifice released classified papers naming him as the bastard son of the Nazi Prince Charles Edward.
Read full storyPolice Rob Children!
In part of a national crackdown, Police Officers in Birmingham have confiscated more than 600 bottles and cans of alcohol from children as young as 8 in just one night.
Read full storyNew Reality Show "The ATM" to Premiere
In the midst of the Hollywood writers strike, a new reality series will premiere on the Bravo Channel in January. Based on the patrons of an ATM machine in a lobby at the corner of 86th Street and Seventh Ave in New York City, the show will chronicle...
Read full storyGordon Bennet's 2008 Almanac
January * George Bush admits Iraq invasion was a pretty dumb idea. * Joey Barton retires from soccer and becomes a UN Peace Advisor. * The Duchess of Pork Sarah Ferguson buys Bed & Breakfast Business in Hull. * Government announce that they have the names of every Illegal Immigrant on disc. * Prince Harry announces that he has given up Clubbing...
Read full storyMeteor Shower Propulsion Secret Revealed
Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - The brother and sister science team of Sean and Caitland Joyce have been working on the problem of meteor shower propulsion for years.
Read full storyBanjo sales remain constant
The world trade in Banjos has not improved for the seventieth year in a row.
Read full storyBush's hidden pornography ring confirmed; Over 50 celebrity members. Osama Bin Laden wins Alaska
Pornography claims against George W. Bush, president of the United States made earlier in the week has been confirmed.
Read full storySpace Shuttle Repaired at Local Gas Station
Cape Canaveral, Florida (IPP) - Scientists at Cape Canaveral became frustrated with the problems they were having with the Space Shuttle's fuel guage. Rocket scientists with advanced engineering degrees were in tears over their inability to repa...
Read full story2008: A Year In Psychic Review
As we approach the end of 2007, Nostadamus - The Spoof's resident psychic - offers his view of 2008 in typical quatrains.
Read full storyBoy Scout Troop Lands on Mars
Mount Vernon, Illinois (IPP) - A Mount Vernon Boy Scout Troop that recently built a replica of a NASA rocket has become the first humans to land on Mars.
Read full storyCamilla Blamed For Queen Victoria Poisoning
Since its launch on December 7th, the Cunard liner Queen Victoria appears to be cursed.
Read full storyKucinich Vows to Stop Bullying
Dennis Kucinich, with a surprising move today, threatened to pull out of the Democratic presidential campaign if his critics didn't stop making fun of him.
Read full storyMars Installs Anti-asteroid Shield
Pasadena, California (IPP) - Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) technicians operating the Mars rovers have photographed the installation of an anti-asteroid shield near the Martian equator.
Read full storyNew Year to be Delayed by 24 Hours
Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - The impending arrival of the new year has been put off for an additional 24 hours this year.
Read full storyWriter Arrested for Downloading Spoof
Murpheesboro, South Carolina (IPP) - Writer Povenmire Finootch was arrested for violation of the Anti-Spoof legislation which swept the south like Sherman making his way through his old stomping grounds.
Read full storyGlobal Warming Issue Solved
Cleveland, Ohio (IPP) - Scientists at the Cleveland Institute of Technology (CIT) have announced a solution to the problem of global warming.
Read full storyBritney's "embedded" paparazzo: "The casting couch is out like Rock Hudson and yesterday's Kookla, among today's Hollywood celebrity trendsetters."
Hollywood, California - Sleeping with directors, producers and writers to get a part in Hollywood is out like Rock Hudson and yesterday's Kookla, says Britney's embedded paparazzo, shacking up with a member of the paparazzi just a few feet ou...
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