Bush's hidden pornography ring confirmed; Over 50 celebrity members. Osama Bin Laden wins Alaska

Funny story written by Henman

Monday, 31 December 2007

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Bush, after a long phone call from the FBI

Pornography claims against George W. Bush, president of the United States made earlier in the week has been confirmed.

The FBI, has refused to give anymore information concerning the incident to the media, but has agreed to give us a list of the celebrities found to be in this disgusting ring.

It has also been confirmed that porn sites such as big-prez-naturals.com and prezwilly.net were made by Bush and his gang.

Among the most prolific members of the ring was former British prime minister Tony Blair, Santa Claus, Tom Hanks, Queen Elizabeth II, Ron Paul, and Osama Bin Laden.

The rest of the members, which total 50, have yet to be formally identified by the FBI.

All known individuals apart from Osama Bin Laden are currently being held in an unknown location while they are questioned.

To add even add more sand into Bush's tea, Osama Bin Laden has won Alaska and one fifth of New York. There have also been speculations that Osama will be trying to gain custody of Washington and the rest of New York, but this is yet to be proven.

An anti-porn group, formed by Michael Jackson, has condemned the group's actions.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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