Murpheesboro, South Carolina (IPP) - Writer Povenmire Finootch was arrested for violation of the Anti-Spoof legislation which swept the south like Sherman making his way through his old stomping grounds.
Mr. Finootch was apprehended after a no-knock warrant was served on his residence without notice. After the warrant was served the writer was dragged behind a pickup truck to the office of the local constabulary. Luckily Finootch was wearing horse riding type spurs which acted like a set of wheels thereby minimizing the damage that may otherwise have been visited upon his body.
Mr. Finootch was right in the middle of writing and article for the Spoof when