Theatre review from Websmuggler: "Evita"
Our Arts critic Ben Dover reviews the musical "Evita" by Andrew Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice:...
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Modern Art is priceless - for gaining insight into mood disorders. - from Musings of Hebert Flabeau...
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In a move some political analysts call "desperate," Democratic presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich announced today that he will undergo a full face transplant as early as next week.
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WASHINGTON. The cry of infamous terrorist Osama Bin Laden could be heard in the wee hours of today as he lamented and wailed in Arabic in front of the White House.
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Following the tragic assassination of Benazir Bhutto yesterday in Rawalpindi, Pakistan, the threat of losing democracy in a commonwealth country seems an immediate threat.
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Nigerian police are investigating a bizarre claim that a boy has been turned into a yam by a witchdoctor.
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London - (Bad Ass Mess): "With so many self-publicising, bad-assed fat-cat congenital liars in public life to pillory and parody there's never been a shortage of fodder," The Spoof's first millionaire writer Queen Mudder said today.
Read full storyFrank Lampard Out With Torn Ego
Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard has been ruled out of playing for at least three months today, after he suffered a Torn Ego in the 4-4 draw with Aston Villa at Stamford Bridge at the weekend.
Read full storyGay Marriage Activist Criticizes High Divorce Rate of Gay Marriages
Roy Harpe and Ed Rellin were married in Massachusetts in 2007. Already they're divorced, and questioning the convention of gay marriage entirely.
Read full storyDavina McCall Reveals Fantasy Chat Show Line-up
Following hot on the heels of Michael Parkinson's emotional TV finale, fellow unemployed chat-show host Davina McCall has announced plans for a similar celebration of golden memories.
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A spokesperson for the CDC (Centres for Devastating Contagion), Atlanta Ga. US of A., said today that they have successfully treated 15 victims of the disease which has rocked Britain since May 2007. FMS (falling member syndrome) has not been widely...
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A Midwestern family was driven crazy recently by one of their children's toys. Wendy Bottom said that they gave one of their children The Farmer Says toy for Christmas and that's all they have heard for the last three days.
Read full storyNew Year's Resolutions for the Year of the Mouse
There are two moments that are guaranteed every year. One, is some politician/celebrity doing or saying something which is completely stupid, asinine, idiotic, mindless or moronic. The other, is New Year's Resolutions by some politician/celebrity which are absurd, ludicrous, inane, ridiculous or foolish.
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The busiest time for the traveling industry is here. As you know there are lines everywhere. As an airport screener, I want to avoid headaches, so I develop my own list of how to speed your way through the checkpoint.
Read full storyBhutto Added to Queen's Good Muslim List
It has been confirmed today that Benazir Bhutto will be posthumously honoured in the Queen's New Year's Good Muslim list.
Read full storyNursing homes offer time-share option
In an ever growing market with increased competition, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services and The Commission for Social Care Inspection noted a trend today that nursing homes throughout the world will offer a time-share option.
Read full storyThe Cubical Wars - Day 3
Wednesday, day three - I get into the office a little late but deftly avoid loud talker before he announces it to everyone. Score one round for the good guys. I smile to myself and head to the break room to get a cup of coffee. That's when I get hit by the sneak attack, The Rationalizer is just leaving.
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Tuesday, day two - I arrive at the office bright and early, but don't make it to the safety of my cube before today's volley starts.
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WASHINGTON - From athletes to fantasy football players and now former spelling bee champions, the list of people admitting to using performance enhancing drugs keeps growing.
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With the first primaries just days away, it's time to take a realistic look at the options for Republican voters:...
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In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
Read full storyResearchers Discover Link Between Masturbation and Acne
Researchers at Johns Hopkins University Medical School have discovered a link between frequency of masturbation and amount of acne. The study, to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine in January, brings these connections to light and p...
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