Written by queen mudder

Friday, 28 December 2007

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And up yours too to the Whore on Terra!

London - (Bad Ass Mess): "With so many self-publicising, bad-assed fat-cat congenital liars in public life to pillory and parody there's never been a shortage of fodder," The Spoof's first millionaire writer Queen Mudder said today.

"Sure, things were always gross during the Clinton days of yore," QM continued.

"In fact it once got so bad that my own husband had to throw the tosser Come-Back-Kid out of our house after discovering he'd poisoned our Crufts-winning little Shitsu....

"Not to mention stealing a Gaugin from the Blue Drawing Room and framing a cleaning lady...and then wiring up the pool-house to a North Korean nuclear device....

"But the sheer effrontery of spoon-feeding crap to an ever-gullible public went super-nova on the day that George W Bush slimed his way into the White House in 2000.

"Every self-aggarandizing wannabe Global Piss Process luminary then took a quantum leap into the Whore on Terra fantasy.

"And that includes Hillary Clinton."

QM was speaking on the occasion of reaching her first, -albeit rather modest (sic) - one million hits mark on the satirical website The Spoof where she regularly posts her 50c-worth of contributions.

A noted disparager of so-called iconic celebs, QM has campaigned relentlessly against the toxic diarrohea that's spun about "these dumbass post-cold war constructs".

"But in the end if I could name just one evil little pus-brained douchebag it would be a no-contest situation," QM mused in her London orifice today.

"Of all the most disgusting chimaeras ever to be spawned as Hitler's grandsons - and that includes his half-siblings Tony Blair and Vladimir Sputum - George W Bush takes the biscuit.

"And that's not just because his blood-father was Hitler's Pope Pius himself.....

"Sure the Nazi DNA is bad enough.

"But it's what GWB actually made of that lethal genetic cocktail which he passed - pissed? - off as bona fide GOP humbug.

"Can't think of anyone worse that's ever existed.

"Fortunately we've had The Spoof to deal with all the fallout."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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