Nursing homes offer time-share option

Funny story written by King David

Friday, 28 December 2007

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This man is hoping that watching women in Varna, Bulgaria butt floss in public with their thongs will liven things up a bit

In an ever growing market with increased competition, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services and The Commission for Social Care Inspection noted a trend today that nursing homes throughout the world will offer a time-share option.

"The time-share option is for seniors that remain 'on-the-go' and don't want to slow down," said commission spokesperson, Barny Affineur. "We have nursing homes all over the world that participate in time-share."

Because so many residents complain of feeling loneliness and displacement upon entering a nursing home, some of the more popular destinations in the world tend to be those with the most festive reputations.

Cities such as Rio de Janiero, Berlin, San Francisco, New Orleans (before Hurricane Katrina), Amsterdam, Tel Aviv, Caracas, Varna, Bulgaria, Buenos Aires, Copenhagen, Denmark, Stockholm and Senegal were chosen amongst the senior set as the most popular destinations.

But it wasn't clear if it was actually the senior residents making the decision, or a family member that just wanted to visit and check out all the beautiful babes.

Varna, Bulagria was chosen for its no drug laws, cheap vodka and mechanical bulls on the beach and beautiful women that butt floss in public regularly with their thongs.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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