Ron Paul Makes Deal With Devil - Hope For America Yet!
Lake Jackson, Texas Dec17th 2007: (Ass.Mess.) Dr Ron Paul, prospective president of America and running mate of Hilary Clitoris told In Seine News that he has some good news for America which will guarantee them to r...
Read full storyRock Legends Led Zeppelin team up with The Smurfs for Christmas Album
The infamous rock band Led Zeppelin are to team up with the popular TV characters, The Smurfs, to record a one-off Christmas album. The album is to be recorded in a helium filled studio to maintain the classic Smurf high pitched voice effect.
Read full storyFed Steps Up Mattress Safety Tag Removal Enforcement
Washington D.C. (IPP) - The Federal Mattress Tag Removal Enforcement Division (FMTRED) working under the office of the Secretary of the Interior announced today that it is stepping up enforcement of mattress tag removal violations.
Read full storyBrangelina's secret "two-of-a-kind" Christmas gift !
[Celebrity Babyland -Africa]: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have found the perfect Christmas gift for their brood of Jolie-Pitts. Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax will have a new set of co...
Read full storyMurphy, North Carolina Ingles Grocery Clerk Loses $100,000
Murphy, North Carolina (IPP) - An Ingles Grocery store clerk lost $100,000 in cash today.
Read full storyNew Civilization found!
Earlier today explorers from the UK discovered a land which is occupied by a new civilization...
Read full storyTheSpoof.com picks "Saudi king pardons gang-rape victim"- as story of the year
[RIYADH, SAU-D(OM)I A-RAPIA]: In his most benevolent act of the year, King Abdullah took time from falcon-hunting and camel-racing to pardon a gang-rape victim. Th...
Read full storyFather Struggles to Explain Museum Exhibit
Indianapolis, IN - The Children's Museum of Indianapolis recently opened an exhibit called "The Power of Children" which features three famous children; Ryan White, Anne Frank and... some black kid from the 60's.
Read full storyMuslims enjoy Dancing spectacular in Mecca
The annual haj pilgrimage began in Mecca on Monday when hundreds of thousands of Muslim pilgrims put on their dancing shoes for a big 'ol shindig.
Read full storyClemens issues limited edition steroid denial
Amidst a flurry of attention stemming from his inclusion in the Mitchell Report detailing steroid use in Major League Baseball, seven-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens released a one-page written denial of all charges made against him.
Read full storyThe J. C. Factor
Conservative talk show host, author, and defender of Christmas Bill O'Reilly announced today that he is legally changing his first name to Jesus Christ.
Read full storyMan Fined for Farting on Train
Mr Ronald Snodbury, 44, of Hemsbury in Yorks was fined yesterday for Farting on a train in an unacceptable manner.
Read full story'Life in New Jersey' to Replace Death Penalty
TRENTON - New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine is outlawing the death penalty in the Garden State. "We are replacing capital punishment with 'Life in New Jersey' without the possibility of parole. Capital punishment is a piec...
Read full storyKilljoy Council Bans Dogs for XMAS
A council in the North of England has banned residents from walking with their dogs in the town centre during the Christmas Period. An emergency by-law was passed in an extraordinary but acrimonious council session.
Read full storyCanoe man 'Darwin the Druid' lover built Creationist Museum for him in Kansas
Cleveland - (Disaster Mess): Just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder yet another seismic tremor has hit the case of fraudulent 'missing' canoeist John Darwin.
Read full storyAl Gore: Please God Make It Hot
Failed presidential candidate Al Gore is flying into Canada tonight to protest to God that the recent cold weather there has made his global warming predictions look ridiculous.
Read full storyCanoeist's sons 'hire McCann lawyers'
Cleveland - (Disaster Mess): The two adult sons of fraudster canoeist John Darwin have been advised to hire the same firm of lawyers as used by the McCanns after a week of headline news asserting they are 'mere victims' of their parents'...
Read full storyGod Comes Clean on 7th Commandment Prank
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL -- Over three millennia after He decreed to Moses the rules by which all mankind should live, God finally confessed yesterday that one of the Ten Commandments was "a colossal wind-up."...
Read full storyGossip Rife at Water Cooler Manufacturer
CROYDON, ENGLAND -- Filtr8 Ltd, a leading producer of office water purification and filtration units, is a veritable hotbed of rumour-mongering and tittle-tattle, workers breathlessly revealed yesterday.
Read full storyLoving Duke Joked With Diana About Plot
The Duke of Edinburgh joked with Diana, Princess of Wales, that he wasn't part of any plot to kill her in a car crash in the Alma Tunnel on August 31, 1997, according to a previously unpublished letter shown at the High Court.
Read full storyMad Cow Disease Linked To Pies Sold At Football Stadiums
A government investigation carried out into the causes of Mad Cow Disease or, to give it its scientific name, Meatpie Spongiform Shakeaboutabit (BSE), has concluded that steak and kidney pies consumed at football stadiums we...
Read full storyNew Airline to Fight Climate Change
New Zealand, home of the kiwi, a flightless, chicken-sized bird with hair-like feathers and a long curved beak with nostrils at it's tip; home also to the kakapo, the world's largest parrot (up to 3.5kg.), wh...
Read full storyBritish adoption of America
Last Saturday the National Aeronautics Space Administration (NASA) has seen peculiar signs of a super tsunami heading to the coastline of the United States, several independent research facilities have confirmed this and just yesterday, President Geo...
Read full storyBush Retirement
Last Friday US President George W. Bush has signed his resignation order which will be effective this Friday.
Read full storyAxis of Success
During US election campaigns, 2000, Al Gore tried everything possible to win, for instance, kissing his wife on the stage in Hollywood style, while his wife almost suffocated. According to BBC that kiss "helped Gore emerge from Clinton's shadow.", but the overcast was too thick. Someone with a lower IQ than Al Gore, 133, might have interpreted that as Al Gore being a great kisser! Ho...
Read full storyHuckabee Rejects Darwin, Copernicus, Newton and Einstein
Surging Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee reached a new high this week following questions about his denial of the theory of evolution. His poll numbers skyrocketed as the American public finally found a candidate in sync with their vie...
Read full storyRomney Beats Ron Paul Money Bomb
Mitt Romney showed up the Ron Paul campaign today, with $10 million in donations. The rag tag Ron Paul team planned a "money bomb" which is expected to raise approximately $6 million in one day. Romney bested that by donating his own money.
Read full storyAl Gore Invents Wind Power for Shipping
Al Gore continued his crusade for environmental entrepreneurship today, announcing that he has invented a new method to use wind power for ships on the high seas. Amid growing controversy about the impact of shipping on global warming, Gore's pro...
Read full storyNSA Recruits Santa Claus' "Naughty or Nice" Global Surveillance System to Fight War on Terror
North Pole - In a recent press conference today, NSA officials announced that they have reached an agreement with North Pole representatives allowing the US government to have access to the countless files of information collected by Santa Claus and...
Read full storySpice Girls use return home concert at London's O2 Arena to announce their new professional stage names, reflecting their lifestyle changes
London, England - After their successful reunion tour, the Spice Girls announced at the O2 Arena in London that they would be taking on new professional stage names, reflecting their lifestyle changes. The Spice Girls will no longer be referred to as...
Read full story