Canoe man 'Darwin the Druid' lover built Creationist Museum for him in Kansas

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 17 December 2007

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Inside the love-shack was decorated in a style similar to the Kansas Creationist Museum

Cleveland - (Disaster Mess): Just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder yet another seismic tremor has hit the case of fraudulent 'missing' canoeist John Darwin.

A woman in Kansas, Missouri has come forward claiming she struck up an intimate relationship with a man calling himself 'Darwin the Druid' on a Creationist internet chat room.

Kelly Steele, resident of Kincaid, Kansas City has told UK press that she became so emotionally enraptured with her cyberspace lover she was easily persuaded by him to start building 'a temple to their mututal love' in a nearby field close to her home.

Steele renovated a run-down cowshed and spent over $25,000 of her housekeeping money to erect a love-shack so that Darwin could come to live with her in Kansas.

But when she finally met Darwin at the airport in Kansas she 'felt sick to the pit of her stomache' after sensing he was probably a 'psychotic gold-digger on the run from the cops'.

"That love-palace I built for us in Kincaid, what a dumb idea!" Kelly sobbed today.

"I even had it decorated with Creationist scenes similar to the Kansas Creationist Museum down the road that Rev pat Robertson inaugurated in May this year.

"Boy was I stoooopid!"

Darwin, 59, remains in jail in Hartlepool until a court appearance in mid-January.

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