Hutton Report - "Tony Blair Has WMDs in 45mins"
The shock findings of the Hutton Report, to be revealed on Wednesday, are that Tony Blair's regime has a secret stock of weapons of mass destruction. The leaked Report also states that the Prime Minister used these...
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Analysts of popular political opinions have had help resolving a major conundrum -- the perception that Bush supporters and detractors seem to live in different worlds -- from an unexpected source. Scientists now say this could be evidence of dimensi...
Read full storyUnited States Supreme Court Awards 2004 Democratic Primary to George W. Bush
In yet another dramatic election move, the United States Supreme Court has stepped in and awarded the hard fought 2004 Democratic Primary to none other than the current Republican President, George W. Bush. This means President Bush will be running...
Read full storyPresident Bush Pens New Book, Prematurely Leaked to Press
A disgruntled former White House Aide, who has asked to remain anonymous due to members of his family being employees of the CIA, has handed over a photocopy of an early draft of a new book written by U.S. President George W. Bush. The boo...
Read full storyLife Discovered On Mars
Scientists controlling NASA's "Spirit" Rover on Mars have announced that conclusive evidence of a primitive lifeform has been found. The red planet is being investigated by two separate rovers, Spirit and Opportunity. It is the former R...
Read full storyLeaked Hutton Document proves Blair innocent of nothing, at all, ever.
A leaked copy of the Hutton Inquiry Finds British Prime Minister Tony Blair "guilty", of everything from World War One to global warming.
Read full storyKing Kong remake stalled over penis dispute
Renowned director Steven Spielberg's remake of the 1933 cult monster classic ‘King Kong' has stalled in the pre-production phase, in a row over whether the giant ape should have a visible 10-foot penis.
Read full storyGeorge Bush not one of ours claims God
In a shocking development today God has broken almost 2000 years of silence to deny claims that George W Bush is fighting the good fight.
Read full storyWacko's Backo
Michael Jackson last night proved that his once waning popularity is right back on track. The King of Pop cleaned up at last nights Golden Globes taking 3 awards back to his holding cell, including the coveted Best Celebrity in a Courtroom drama. Jac...
Read full storyHigher Education Bill gets new look
Education Secretary Charles Clarke announced yet another amendment to the bill, designed to appease the remaining, remaining rebels.
Read full storyBush Inspired by The Last Samurai
After an exclusive screening of Tom Cruise's latest flick, The Last Samurai, President Bush immediately drafted new plans on his war on terror.
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