Mystery: Same Story Keeps Popping To Top Of List
TheSpoof.com-The strange occurance of the same story appearing at the top of the "Latest Headlines" list has readers as well as TheSpoof.com programmers baffled.Read full story
The George W. Bush Variety Show
Say hello again to the variety show genre as the President kicks off the campaign season with a bang. With two hundred million campaign dollars to throw around, George W. Bush will be offering a lot more than simple stump speeches. Now, coming each w...Read full story
Saddam Captor Revealed
SECRET LOCATION, SOMEWHERE - It is now being reported that it was martial-arts actor Chuck Norris who located Saddam Hussein and flushed him out of that spider hole.Read full story
Damn the streetlights!
I’ve come to realize one great injustice in this world—and that is the punishment, nay, the TORTURE of being made to wait at a stoplight more than once. How many times have you waited at a red light, watch it turn green, and then wait in agony as the losers in front of you slowly creep toward the intersection? Then, just when you believe that there could be some hope for you to make it through, th...Read full story
Southend to host Americas Cup
There were jubilant scenes in Essex yesterday after Southend-on-Sea and Canvey Island was confirmed as the next venue for sailing's oldest trophy, the Americas Cup.Read full story
Elicia Battle Claims She Lost Her Ticket to See "My Baby's Daddy"
Cleveland, Ohio Elicia Battle, the Euclid, Ohio woman who filed a false police report claiming she had purchased and then lost the winning tick...Read full story
"Vegemite and Toast for Brekkie?"
From Our Foreign Desk - DATELINE Perth, Australia...Read full story
Tony Blair Claims: "Middle-Earth is Real"
British Prime Minister Tony Blair has stunned book lovers and movie goers alike, by suggesting that the fictional settings of JRR Tolkein's "Lord of the Rings", and JK Rowlings' "Harry Potter" are in fact actual institutio...Read full story
From the makers of Wifeswap come....Religious-leaderswap!
The producers of the wildly popular reality show "Wifeswap" today announced that they have just completed filming a pilot for their new show "Religious-leaderswap".Read full story
New Star Wars Movie Going Straight To Video - "It's A Stinker"
Movie Rap: The news isn't good for George Lucas' latest endeavor after advanced screenings produced popcorn and Goober throwing amongst boos, laughter, making out, and laser pen abuse.Read full story
Teen Avoids Killing Own Family By Taking "Deep Breath"
Duluth, Minnesota-A suburban neighborhood is shocked to learn that one of their own families came a hair's wisp away from becoming another grim statistic. The Jergensens had no idea that they had become the target of the enemy within.Read full story
U.S. Invades North Korea for a Minute
The United States went on full invasion mode and invaded North Korea "just for a minute" yesterday evening. Apparently the invasion order was rescinded by President Bush, who mistook his invasion order keypad for his Sony Playstation.Read full story
Bush To Legalize Prostitution
President George W. Bush has announced today that prostitution shall be legal effective immediately. This means that all prostitutes in all states can now practice their profession without fear of arrest from federal or state authorities.Read full story
Man Solves World Hunger Problem; Forgets Answer
TOPEKA, KS-Local Blockbuster manager Tim Bosley yesterday announced that during a routine checkout of ‘Empire Records', he was struck by the solution to the worldwide problem of hunger. At a press conference today where hundreds of media, government...Read full story