Liberals stumped again as President Bush proposes new initiatives
Bicycle and alternative transportation advocates gave temporary raves to the Bush Administration's TEA-LU follow-on to the TEA-21 Act, not noticing that the $375 billion plan was to be funded through a federal gas tax, a revenue source unlikely to pr...Read full story
Government official announces new Department of Unfunded Mandates and Empty Rhetoric
A government official, who declined to be named for this article, announced Today the formation of a new cabinet-level position overseeing a new department, the Department of Unfunded Mandates and Empty Rhetoric. The Department will be housed in an u...Read full story
I'm a Celebrity…Death to the Great Satan!
Contestants for the new series of the hit ITV show ‘I'm a Celebrity…Death to the Great Satan!" have met each other for the first time in a cave in Afghanistan.Read full story
Tony Blair Takes a ‘Sickie'
Prime Minister Tony Blair has not reported for work this morning, claiming that he is in fact suffering from a nasty cough. Insiders say that he is just taking a ‘sickie' to avoid work.Read full story
Hitler ad compares MoveOn.org to Bush
A shocking and strongly worded advertisement placed in The New York Times and signed by "A. Hitler" has compared MoveOn.org to President Bush. All sides are now offended.Read full story
Discount Terrorist-Backed Airline: Osama Air!
New airlines boasts first full flight crews trained entirely on Microsoft Flight Simulator!...Read full story
CBS Sports had counted on making millions of dollars from the broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVIII but Carolina Panthers threw a monkey wrench into the plans of CBS.Read full story