Michael Jackson Buys Another Baby
In a defiant move, Michael Jackson decided to celebrate what he calls his ‘impending acquittal' on child molestation charges, by purchasing another white baby boy. Jackson revealed his new purchase by pulling the sheathed baby out of his trench coat...Read full story
NFL: Internal Memo Says Super Bowl Rigged
Sources today revealed an internal NFL memo, which picks the Super Bowl XXXVIII champion before the game is even played.Read full story
LibDem MP in Shock Suicide Bomb Claim
Unbelievably wishy-washy LibDem MP Lackov Spine was sacked today after announcing that "if I were an Israeli, I would let a suicide bomber blow me up, so that he won't be upset."...Read full story
Jim Carrey to star in remake of "The Day After"
According to executives at Universal Pictures, "nuclear war was never so hilarious!"...Read full story
Ariel Sharon art exhibit causes fresh uproar
The Israeli envoy to Sweden is in more hot water, after destroying an art exhibit at London's Tate Modern museum that depicted his prime minister Ariel Sharon floating in a bathtub full of soiled banknotes.Read full story
Kerry's Unknown Star Wars Bit Gig
John F. Kerry, Democratic Presidential hopeful, was, unknown to most fans, a bit character in the last Star Wars movie Episode II: Attack of the Clones.Read full story
Clark and Moore accused of election rigging
In one of the biggest twists of the year writer and producer Michael Moore and General Wesley Clarke have been accused of attempting to rig the presidential election.Read full story
'Solitaire Ruined my Life'
EXETER, UK - A man from Exeter is suing Microsoft claiming that Solitaire ruined his life.Read full story
Bennifer parting causes temporal anomaly
News of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's split has apparently caused a massive temporal anomaly in Brazil, causing near-deaths, bruises and some conversions to Scientology.Read full story
Bush to Enter Pop Idol to Revive Flagging Popularity
In a shock moved today President George W Bush has announced his plans to enter and win Pop Idol. "I am in a state of believing that this competition would be a good competition for myself to gain added popularity." The President announced incoherent...Read full story
UK nightclubs hit by bird flu alert
Male clubbers in the UK are steering clear of popular night spots amid fears that they could contract the deadly bird flu virus currently rampant in Thailand.Read full story
Satire News Writer Arrested For Fake Story
The cultural phenomenon knows as Satire News has exploded onto the world scene. Its popularity is growing by leaps and bounds.Read full story
John Paul Inks Deal for "Pop Pope Picks"
Ebert will be taking over Catholic Church; John Paul will Air Weekly Movie Review Show Complete with Vatican Munchies Suggestions.Read full story
New Labour to Change Name to Big Brother
New Labour has announced that they are proposing to change their name in the lead up to the next election. A spokesman said, "The term Labour has negative connotations, in this day and age with long hours, poor job security and an ever widening gap...Read full story
Hoon Furious at MOD overspend.
Defence Minister Geoff Hoon was reportedly furious last night at the news of an MOD overspend. According to an MOD spokesman "Geoff went nuts, he was ranting about not being told anything by the department." Its seems the that MOD officials failed t...Read full story