Written by Phil Clarke

Monday, 26 January 2004

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Life: Not as we know it

Scientists controlling NASA's "Spirit" Rover on Mars have announced that conclusive evidence of a primitive lifeform has been found. The red planet is being investigated by two separate rovers, Spirit and Opportunity. It is the former Rover that has helped in answering once and for all that most important question: "Are we alone?"

The discovery is being hailed as 'amazing', although the primitive lifeform is, as yet, unknown to science.

NASA mission scientists have been forced to stress that whilst it proves life exists on Mars, the lifeform is in no way an intelligent being"

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Topics: Scientists, Mars

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