Britney Spears' New Video Causes Outrage
New York - The early release of Britney Spears new video, Everytime, was met with huge amounts of criticism from activists all across the United States. In the video, Spears is seen taking some pills and ends up dead in the bathtub. The apparent su...
Read full storySimon Cowell Fired From American Idol Due To Passing on William Hung
After William Hung's CD, Inspiration, went platinum, American Idol judge Simon Cowell was fired from the show.
Read full storyRemains of McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be added to Big Mac's Special Sauce
In accordance with his last request, recently deceased McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be cremated, and his remains will be added to the Big Mac's special sauce.
Read full storyThatcher's funeral - nation celebrates!!!
"Ding dong . . . . . the witch is gone!" This is the unifying chant which has brought an entire nation to a climactic celebration in Scotland which has become a Mecca for party-goers across Britain.
Read full storyStandoff continues at Holiest Shrine in US
A standoff continues today at the Warbucks Building in Najaf Street, New York City. Situated at the centre of the Moral Desert neighbourhood of the holy city, the Warbucks Building is the holiest place in the USA and millions of pilgrims a year come...
Read full storyCommission for Racial Equality Investigates The Spoof
The Commission for Racial Equality today said it was looking into allegations made against The Spoof. Although multiculturalism was "out of date", what was needed was British monoculturalism with lots of rights for valued minorities, said Trevor Phil...
Read full storyBush found dressed as horse - flogged to death by satire writers
THE Spoof Newsdesk was thrown into a state of panic today, after the announcement of George Bush's death forced them to face the fact that they will now have very little to write about in the future.
Read full storyTelstra apologises to Warne and Beckham over text messaging mixup
Telstra (Australia) has issued an unreserved apology to both Shane Warne and David Beckham after it was revelled that arising from a packet switching error in their network the two sports stars have been unknowingly sending each other x rated text m...
Read full storyBlair holds head high after Bush's balls comments
Responding to revelations in a new political blockbuster 'Plan of Attack' that George Bush is mightily impressed with Tony Blairs testicles, the British Prime Minister confirmed today during question time in parliament that indeed his balls a...
Read full storySiege of The Onion Compound Enters 13th Day!
Unconfirmed Sources report the siege of The Onion compound has entered a new and deadly phase. The initial attack on the compound was repulsed with such ferocity the government troops were forced to retreat and reorganize.
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