Written by Mango Murgatroyd

Tuesday, 20 April 2004

Responding to revelations in a new political blockbuster 'Plan of Attack' that George Bush is mightily impressed with Tony Blairs testicles, the British Prime Minister confirmed today during question time in parliament that indeed his balls are the size of tennis balls and as hard as marble.

When asked to comment on her husbands undercarriage Cherry Blair would not be drawn to comment other than to mention with a girlish giggle that her pet name for him 'Island Boy' is a coded reference to the South Pacific and not the Isle of White as previously believed.

Meanwhile in Australia, Prime Minister John Howard is furious that his balls have not been given the profile they deserve. Privately distressed as being known only for the size of his eyebrows, Howard told reporters that while Tony is certainly a big boy the warmer Australian climate gave him the edge.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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