Written by Mango Murgatroyd

Tuesday, 20 April 2004

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Do you really know who you're texting?

Telstra (Australia) has issued an unreserved apology to both Shane Warne and David Beckham after it was revelled that arising from a packet switching error in their network the two sports stars have been unknowingly sending each other x rated text messages to each other for the past 18 months.

When asked to comment, a red-faced Shane Warne admitted he was a little sad that it all had to end and that said that Beckham was a marvelous communicator who had helped him develop a number of new deliveries that he was keen to try out in the upcoming cricket series.

"He helped me loosen my grip on the ball and get a greater apprecation of the seam."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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