Arse found on Mars
Scientists today released findings that suggest a great big arse has been found on Mars.
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Patrons of a Bedford Stuyvesant White Castle fast-food restaurant in Brookly, NY, were shocked when they found traces of powdered Ajax throughout the establishment.
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Jack Mank, footballer, today admitted to newspaper rumours that he was his father's son.
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Yesterday, Jonathan Gasoven, English Teacher at Laughborough School, Middlesex, was given a long sentence by Judge Mortimer Mcloud.
Read full storySafest hands in Britain drops basket of eggs
Jed Masterson, PE Teacher at Columnworth Primary School in Cheshire, today dropped a whole basket of eggs on his way home from work. The eggs were to be part of an important "egg and spoon" race.
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Police were called to Crewe railway station today when shareholders of the former Railtrack organisation, angered by the manner in which the company was forced into receivership, began taking back pieces of track they claimed as their own.
Read full storyBin Laden Goes Talibananas Over Hip-Hop
In response to the rumor of rap mogul and producer Dr. Dre, suspected terrorist and supreme thug Bin Laden has announced that he is striking back at Dre and hip-hop.
Read full storyMonk with full head of hair picked on in monastery
A monk with long flowing locks of hair has been summarily beaten and is continually picked on in a monastery in Munich.
Read full storyScientists discover new planet by using big ears
Scientists in American lab, Hetherow in Cleveland, have discovered a new planet orbiting nearby star 'Rando'. The planet, apparently similar to Uranus, is to be named "Polyp".
Read full storyJerry Springer to change name
A spokesperson from Universal Studios today announced that due to the lack of intelligence generated by groups of Americans, or an "audience", Jerry springer (star of "Springer") is going to change his name to "Cherry".
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The United States says Steps are being taken to rebuild Afghanistan. The all-singing, all-dancing group will accompany senior UN officials on a tour of the war-torn country.
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Anonymous masterpiece found on scrap of paper in supermarket! TheSpoof.com can report that modern poetry could be on the verge of a revolution - thanks to a million-to-one coincidence in a Safeway supermarket.
Read full storyGloves Found in Glove Compartment
Bournemouth car dealer Nigel Duncan was still in a state of shock last night after finding gloves in a car's glove compartment.
Read full storyBudget Latest: 8 Penneth Rise For Discussions
Ahead of this year's Budget, the Chancellor, Gordon Brown has reportedly not ruled out a tax on discussions in an effort to raise more money for the NHS.
Read full storyMicrosoft apocolypse fear
An insider for Microsoft yesterday revealed to us that:...
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The academic world was advanced a thousand years by the publication of a 'long-lost' document by the genius, Einstein, which detailed the ingredients of the 'Big Bang'.
Read full storyGardener Gavin Told Off
Avant gardener Diarmuid Gavin has been severely told off, according to neighbours.
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Magician and legend, Harry Potter, has been diagnosed allergic to magic dust.
Read full storyBush Calls For Mid-East Peace
Valiant efforts have been made by world, Arab and Israeli statesmen to call for an end to violence in the Middle-East, and a return to the peace process. President Bush has led the world in saying "peace is good". Tony Blair followed by j...
Read full storyBest Friend Sued For Pirating Pirated CD
In what some legal analyst are calling the most bizarre case in Travis county history, Cliff Lewis, 24, is being sued by best friend Jason Obrien, 24, for pirating a CD with material downloaded from Napster.
Read full storyEpisode II - Attack of the clones
George Lucas' next installment of the prequel trilogy "Star Wars", is coming under repeated attack from fans.
Read full storySiamese twin has affair behind sister's back
In what has turned out to be quite a shocking story, siamese twin sisters Deborah and Maya Cinzano are to split up over an illicit affair.
Read full storyPrince William wants all students bar-coded
The Students Union expressed its horror at proposals by his Royal Highness, Prince William , that all students should be tattooed with barcodes.
Read full storyUnfunny Incidents to be Investigated
The government has commissioned a special report into the humour associated with events that are inherently unfunny.
Read full storyBeavis and Butthead become adults
MTV's "Beavis and Butthead" are to be screened this summer in a new film - but this time, they've grown up!...
Read full storyRevolutionary New Community to Begin Construction
SOUTHERN PODUNK, AL Residents of Southern Podunk will finally have the opportunity to experience all of the conveniences of big-city living when the Rensfield Development Company (RDC) opens the doors of its new residential high-ri...
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A desktop PC once owned by Geoff Capes, has been found to have the extraordinary power of bug zapping.
Read full storyAdults' Childhoods
A new report published this morning has discovered that adults are enjoying longer childhoods than at any time in the past. At the same time children are having to grow up quicker than ever.
Read full storyOld Bugger Given New Legs
Basingstoke Scientists have apologised to the family of 87-year-old Mr Bob Leadbucket after a surgical procedure in which Mr Leadbucket was given the legs of a nineteen-year-old donor went tragically wrong.
Read full storyBea Arthur Eats Crowe?
Police officials in California continue to deny rumors of Bea Arthur's eminent arrest in connection with the recent disappearance of Oscar winning actor and Hollywood heartthrob, Russell Crowe.
Read full storyShocking Afghan Survey Stuns West
Kabul - Amongst the new freedoms enjoyed by citizens of the beleaguered Afghan capital, the right to free expression has possibly been the most widely excercised over the last few weeks. No shortage of opinions, even those of the mo...
Read full storyAlliance Take Control Of Capital
The Professional Northerner Alliance have taken control of London amid scenes of chaos and jubilation.
Read full storyMarconi - It Would Be Good If You Talked
Troubled communications giant Marconi today blamed its plight upon a lack of communication and apologised to shareholders after it was announced its share price had dropped below the value of a Sainsbury's Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle.
Read full storyMan saves arch-enemy's life
Kevin McGregor has become local hero overnight, by saving the life of his nemesis by pissing on him while he was on fire.
Read full storyMagician Pulls Hat Out Of Rabbit!
The Great Gorgonzola, master magician with 'The Zwumpee Baloney Circus' troupe, yesterday unveiled his new trick to a crowd of reporters in London.
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