Written by Riaz Ali

Thursday, 6 December 2001

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The Great Gorgonzola, master magician with 'The Zwumpee Baloney Circus' troupe, yesterday unveiled his new trick to a crowd of reporters in London.

"It's quite simple," he said, rolling up his sleeves. "You've all seen the old 'rabbit out of a hat' trick' haven't you ? Well watch this!"

He placed a small live rabbit on his table and suddenly pushed his hand up it's arse. Just as his elbow was disappearing, he withdrew it quickly. Between his forefinger and thumb was a very small object, about 1mm in diameter.

"Dah-na!" he shouted. "What is it ?" asked one reporter.

"A hat!" exclaimed the Great Gorgonzola.

"Looks like a bit of shit to me," said the reporter.

"That's because it's been up the rabbit's arse," explained the Great Gorgonzola patiently.

In a new trick, scheduled for next week, The Great Gorgonzola is going to make an elephant cum in a moose's ear.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Magic, Rabbits, magician

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