Harry Potter Shocker

Funny story written by KendoMonkey

Thursday, 6 December 2001

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"I'm allergic to feathers too! No fair!"

Magician and legend, Harry Potter, has been diagnosed allergic to magic dust.

Spokesperson for Warner Bros., Mark Hamilsh said: "It's shocking. Allergic to magic dust - who'd a thought it?"

"Apparently he's allergic to magic dust, fairy dust, stardust...you know, that sherberty type stuff. And also Angel-dust. Y'know - PCP?"

In fact, it seems he's completely allergic to anything 'dust-like'. Including his trusty-dusty broomstick. So, what does the future hold then for Magic

Harry? Perhaps he could become a train-spotter - after all he already looks the part. Maybe in a few years he could do a cameo in Friends or Coronation Street.

Potter is still awaiting tests to see whether he's also allergic to cats.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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