A monk with long flowing locks of hair has been summarily beaten and is continually picked on in a monastery in Munich.
The monk, unnamed for biblical reasons, is said to be 'mostly rolling around in pain'. Said head gardening monk:
"I don't know what the fuss is about. We aren't violent people, we're just having a laugh. He's very weak, all you have to do is push him and he falls over. And then he carries on rolling, smashing into everyone's boots with his face and stomach."
The monk in question is said to be quite young, blonde, and with slight scars around his forehead.
