Episode II - Attack of the clones

Funny story written by KendoMonkey

Thursday, 6 December 2001

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George Lucas' next installment of the prequel trilogy "Star Wars", is coming under repeated attack from fans.

The sequel to the prequel, Episode II, is set to break all box office records, but fans are concerned about the possible plot of the film. We talked to one fan outside Pizza Hut:

"Oh man, I hate that Jar-Jar Binks fella. Totally ruined Episode I. If you remember, in Episode I, Binks ends up taking out all these evil Battle Droids by swinging around his gun and accidentally shooting them."

"Well George Lucas has decided that if he can do so well taking out so many bad guys on his own, they might as well clone him five million times and send them out to annoy the entire galaxy."

So, if we accept that this fan's rumour-mongering is accurate, it seems "Attack of the Clones" could be subtitled: "Jar Jar and Me."

Lucasfilms refused to accept an interview with Jar Jar, so we made the following up:

"Me-sa happy with the plot. Pee-yoo! That last film smelled bad."

"Me-sa thinkin you like next film. And I smoke many weed like my stereotype says so."

Episode II is launched in May 2002.

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