Citizen Press: In world Z, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, an evil man creature filled with malice and cruelty named Vader, assembled a group of ex-milatary personnel, to create a private intelligence corporation, to subvert the Jabu race…
Bollywood Press: The remake of the 1933 classic 'King Kong' movie came to a screeching stop before production started as Pixal Animation tries to figure out how to introduce the first sex scene between Kong and his female co-star Scarlett Hansen.
Old Baily Press: Parliament officials last month confirmed evidence at two health facilities in London, England of an untreatable, drug-resistant fungus called Candida auris. Four patients infected with it are no longer with the living, after putting…
Quaker Press: A mail carrier in Albuquerque, New Mexico has been accused of fowl play after going postal on a wild turkey named Tommy. The bird apparently accosted the letter carrier Monday, and started to interact with his leg, prompting him to g…
Weirdo News: Lab-grown human vagina lips will soon be available in restaurants in Singapore after the country became the first to green-light meat created without slaughtering any animals. Lab-grown human vagina meat to go on sale in Singapore in…
The best version: Long ago, an old satanist named Geppetto was caught shoplifting in his village. He was sent to a dungeon where he was tortured without mercy. His hands and head were put in a Pillory and afterwards fire ants were placed on them w…
The best version: Once upon a time there was a mother pig who had three little pigs named Corn, Biscuit and Doughnut. Her husband was a vagrant who would listen to pop music all day and who failed school. One day she said to them, "It's time…
JIAXIANG, China (Chatterbox News) - Five ducks at a farm in Jiaxiang county, Shandong province, China, became instant celebrities after missing their transportation to the slaughter house. Villagers were struck by an unsettling sight when the duck…
Weirdo News — The shameless and hypocritical justices of the Supreme Court have lifted California’s ban on indoor Church services during the pandemic, ruling that California's strict orders appear to violate the Constitution’s protection of the free…
In the year 2563, exactly 300 years after Earth was devastated by a catastrophic war known as "The Fall," Alita talks to Dr. Dyson Ido in his workshop before her final Motorball game which will make her eligible to enter Zalem. Dr. Dyson Ido expl…
What’s the point of making films? What’s the point of writing film scripts? What’s the point of employing actors? Perhaps not much if people can't learn something life-giving from films. There’s no point in making films about World War ll, explain…
Parliament voted today to endorse a motion accusing the Catholic Church authorities of committing genocide against humanity, in its treatment of priests and the European race. Around 1 million European and Catholic priests are believed to have bee…
Gossip News: Controversy erupted at the Miss Galaxy Beauty Pageants on Sunday, when the second-place winner, Munter Swift, took the crown off the winner's head and claimed she was too pretty and therefore ineligible to take part. Julie Bell was na…
Modern Press: Finding a relationship during the pandemic can be stressful if not impossible, but for one resourceful woman it was a necessity to fulfill her needs for companionships. She married her long-time dog, Cujo Couzens, on her birthday, April…
Ever wonder why The SpongeBob Reality Show got cancelled? One of the creepy attractions of reality television is the glimpses it gives us into the lives of meaningless creatures whose lives we might never get to see otherwise. It's equal parts upl…
The LGBT organization is to create a religious mecca for Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Transgenders, and liberal Straight people, in San Francisco, named Worship City. "We created the center out of necessity after being rejected by other religious insti…
Beijing, China: It's the year 9045, and the Alibaba corporation dominates the black market with the illegal production of android stalkers that are being purchased by unscrupulous individuals. The cyborg singer, Miss Jiang Lailai, is the latest v…
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