In a snatched interview with Samantha Cameron, the Conservative Party Leader's wife explained - as she sat on her backside creosoting a fence - that she has nothing personal against Nick Clegg, but that she is surprised that the Lib-Dem leader manage...
Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has been put under heavy sedation ahead of the second prime ministerial TV debate. His colleague Wesley Buxomley-Smythe said Tory-supporting papers were trying to get Mr Clegg drunk, after last week's debate led to a Lib...
Former Conservative leader Margaret Thatcher is expected to make a public show of support for 'Do Nothing' David Cameron's only concrete election strategy to date - cut benefits to those in need. Thatcher, whose impartial brand of politics culmina...
A loo attendant at the BBC studio that filmed the recent debates claims all three candidates fail to measure up to past standards but Nick Clegg is well ahead of Cameron and Brown in the event of a hung Parliament. Sharing TMI only a potty janito...
David Cameron may be on the eve of his greatest triumph or worst disaster, but come what may there is no doubt in the minds of his former schoolmates that he was the best Head Boy they ever had. Lord Scopolamine of Bahookie recalls the Tory hopef...
As David Cameron preaches about running the country and the economy sensibly, and on budget, we've just learned that he's so far behind on his water bills that the water company H2O are considering court action against him, with a view to sending the...
David Cameron launched the Conservative Party election manifesto yesterday at Battersea Power Station, and pretty much confirmed what millions of voters have been suspecting for months. If he gets elected, he won't have a clue what to do, so he'll...
Sacked Labour Party one-time prospective candidate Stuart MacLennan issued a full and unreserved apology for his disgraceful Twitter postings which labelled political allies and opponents alike as a bunch of t**ts and c**ts and w***ers. The 24 yea...
Susan Boyle sensationally announced last night that she is to stand for Parliament. Contesting the West Lothian seat, she will stand as an independent calling herself the 'SuBo Party'. "Och, I'll show 'em! There'll be nae more crap with me in char...
The Conservative Party leader issued a solid declaration of intent to not only win the forthcoming General Election, but to win it with a crushing overall majority as he released the party election slogan - "Erm..." "How's that for a battle cry!"...
Katie Price was positively glowing with rage earlier as she learned her global master-plan may be in jeopardy. Speaking at her daily Price conference Katie started out by telling reporters that she plans to launch a new range of marriage guidance...
Soon to be former Prime Minister of the UK Gordon Brown met up with former Prime Minister and current Czar of Russia for a Nessie hunt. The idea came from recent articles stating Brown needed to man up if he expected to win the upcoming election and...
The Labour party's judgement was called into question this week as they decided to bring back Tony Blair to launch their campaign for the forthcoming General Election. The move, which has turned even more voters off the integrity of our democracy,...
A group of concerned businessmen, mainly concerned for England's chances in Wimbledon and the World Cup, have clubbed together to take the initiative and form the next British Government to save the public the trouble of hanging on for a general elec...
Election subcontracting giant OneDollarOneVote, Inc (NASDAQ symbol ODOV) announced today an election auction to be held in November. "Money is speech", said spokesman Clarence Thomas, "And when money talks, we listen!" ODOV's right to spend unl...
At a recent press conference Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrats hit back at accusations that his party was irrelevant. "Just because we will never ever hold government does not make us irrelevant" he told a rather apathetic crowd of around 2 pe...
Monroeville, PA - A group calling itself 'Deadizens of America' has been campaigning vigorously for the right to vote. The group, led by Morgana Entwhistle, has been protesting in front of the Monroeville Mall holding signs and placards for over...
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