Wayne Rooney has become a big fan of X-Factor, and voted for Katie Waissel several hundred times after Katie's grandmother revealed she is still a working prostitute at eighty-one years old. Katie's Gran, Sheila Vogel, revealed to the national pre...
Unable to pass the legalization of state-wide privatized prostitution through its house of representatives, Michigan lawmakers have agreed to allow Native American groups to open those extended personal services in existing Casinos on protected Reser...
The Ontario superior court has overturned a motion regarding the banning of brothels within the region following a counter motion submitted by three Canadian street girls. One of the women who bought the counter motion, Terri Bedwell had told the...
The posh woman from Surrey, accused by neighbours of being a prostitute, or a nymphomaniac, has finally broken her silence and revealed exclusively to Skoob News that she has absolutely nothing to hide. "I am an Executive Literary Editor and consu...
London - (Reuterus): This morning's headcount of professional Beckham impersonators and stunt doubles has produced a squeaky-clean sheet. Rippling six-pack hunk Andy Harmer - renowned for his ball-handling skills as featured in Sky One's LA with t...
New York - (Reuterus): The $10,000-a-pop US hooker claims she bedded footballer David Beckham in a three-way shagathon at Manhattan's Le Parker Meridien Hotel. In an in-depth interview with celebwatch site LA FagHagSlagMag Irma Nici said the forme...
Police in Manchester issued a 'stay put' warning today to the thousands of 'wagabees n whores' making a planned 'invasion' down to Manchester for this weeks Champions League clash between Manchester United and Glasgow Rangers. Ever since United boss...
One of the prostitutes involved in the three-in-a-bed, piggies in blankets rumpus type sex romp with English footballer Wayne Rooney apologised on Sunday, saying "it was a mistake. I should have realised that being a vagina owner, I have great power,...
Manchester - (Gonads): Bang go the red top story sale aspirations of over a dozen bottom-feeder sluts. Today's privacy affidavit bloodbath at the High Court has quashed yet more lurid confession paycheck attempts. Mancunian hookers-turned wanna...
The girls at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal plan to make a public appearance at the Everton football ground tomorrow before the game with Manchester Utd. "Juicy" Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood, who allegedly performed a threesome with the M...
Manchester - (Mug Punter News): Yet another seedy Rooney slapper pitched in today claiming World Cup gambling losses 'have sent the McLoughlin family mental'. Alleged Roo third string Samii Darnley claimed Wayne's screwing around with pro spread-l...
So-called "newspaper" the Daily Mirror is reporting today that other vice girls are urging the two tarts at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal to "put a sock in it." The Mirror's report comes a whole day after rumours broke that prostitutes we...
"BAPS" - The British Association of ProstituteS - announced today its intention to sue Manchester United player, Wayne Rooney. Rooney, once again in the news for paying for sex has now been deemed by the organsation as damaging its important brand...
LONDON - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that world wide sales of its brand new Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Hasbroken spokesperson Lionel Drawbridge stated that the doll is really selling like hot cakes...
As Wayne Rooney's marriage falls down around his exceptionally large ears, a question must be answered. Did he show more ball control during his £1200 per night romps with a lady of the night, than he did in the World Cup? Well the answer, it seem...
Insiders say that Wayne Rooney has been left with little option other than to consort with prostitutes and ladies of the night in order to alleviate severe symptoms of hay fever. Leaping to the defence of the baldy scouse 'Once a blue forever a Ma...
That's right sportsfans, following today's so called 'exclusive' revelations in The Mail and elsewhere that Wayne Rooney has been smashing the granny out of Manchester call girls for a couple of years now - including one called Jennifer Thompson aka...
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