Wayne Rooney Girls Plan Goodison Stunt

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Friday, 10 September 2010


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The girls at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal plan to make a public appearance at the Everton football ground tomorrow before the game with Manchester Utd.

"Juicy" Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood, who allegedly performed a threesome with the Manchester Utd and England star, plan to parade at Goodison Park in Everton kit.

"Helen's always been a bit of an Everton fan," said a friend of the pair. "The girls reckon their stock must be pretty high up there at the moment, so they're going to soak up the adulation of the Toffees fans.

"Who knows, they've done Everton such a favour they might even be offered a private box and all the free stuff that goes with it.

"They're top girls - real class. They deserve a bit of a free party. The Everton lads will love meeting them!"

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