Canadian judge overturns brothel ban

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Wednesday, 29 September 2010

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The Ontario superior court has overturned a motion regarding the banning of brothels within the region following a counter motion submitted by three Canadian street girls.

One of the women who bought the counter motion, Terri Bedwell had told the court that there was a need for acceptable well run brothels not only to satisfy the needs of the clients, but also to provide a safe working environment for those involved in the industry.

Judge Susie Lemon agreed, and in overturning the ban said "Canada is a cold snowy country, and with the coming of winter I feel that it is necessary for Canadian citizens to have open access to establishments that sell broth. I for one could not bare the thought of passing a long cold winter without something hot inside me".

In a separate unconnected statement Air Russia said that it was thinking of opening a new direct flight to Ontario.

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