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Funny story: New Mel Gibson Movie Protested Already

New Mel Gibson Movie Protested Already

The actual shooting hasn't taken place yet, bullets or film, but the families of the Mexican prisoners are already protesting that Mel Gibson has asked Mexican officials to kindly remove the rascals elsewhere so he can shoot his new movie, "How I Spe...

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Funny story: Holy Mel Gibson hates Jewish policemen. believes in Moses and loves his Booze!

Holy Mel Gibson hates Jewish policemen. believes in Moses and loves his Booze!

Mel "holier then holy" Gibson after his hit and run affair + his ranting at a police officer is now clean! After three years of AA therapy and confessions in the local catholic church Mel has been given a new lease of life starring in Mad Max 5 wi...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Kicks Smoking Habit With Alcohol!

Mel Gibson Kicks Smoking Habit With Alcohol!

"The cigarettes were killing me, I could already feel my chest growing brittle, the old lungs turning brown. That was when I became determined to kick that awful habit through the drinking of alcohol." Gibson told our reporter for the Inquisitor t...

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Funny story: Now That Michael's Finally Buried, Latest News On The Living: Gibson, Johansson & Bijou Phillips

Now That Michael's Finally Buried, Latest News On The Living: Gibson, Johansson & Bijou Phillips

Hollywood: Mel Gibson's attorney has filed a motion to dismiss his DUI charge during his famous or infamous tirade a year ago. However, when the judge asked Gibson, "Do you mean that this is the way you act when you are not drinking?", Gibson gave up...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger Offered Leading Role In New Mel Gibson Movie - The Passion Of The Christ Part Two

Arsene Wenger Offered Leading Role In New Mel Gibson Movie - The Passion Of The Christ Part Two

It's the hottest ticket in Tinseltown, the role of an ageing redeemer in Mel Gibson's upcoming movie, The Passion Of The Christ Part Two. Gibson has scoured the world in attempt to cast the lead role, until he finally saw his man whilst watching c...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Due To Explode Any Day Now

Mel Gibson Due To Explode Any Day Now

Poor Mel Gibson, not only is his new Russian girlfriend leading him around by a nose ring, he even has problems when she's not around. According to California police, a report of an event that happened a week ago has surfaced that shows Mel Gibson...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Or TinkerMel?

Mel Gibson Or TinkerMel?

What's happened to Mel Gibson lately? He's being led around by his Russian lady and he looks like he's aged at least ten years. Check some of his latest pics. Maybe he's taken on more than he can chew! Reports lately have him walking around and...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Back In Rehab?

Mel Gibson Back In Rehab?

Friends of the Oscar winner have told several reporters that Mel Gibson has been drinking heavily again and when he drinks, he becomes Mr. Hyde. After hearing rumors around Hollywood, Mel's new girlfriend reportedly told a friend of Mel's that she...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Brings Knocked Up Russian in a Versace Knock Off to Cannes

Mel Gibson Brings Knocked Up Russian in a Versace Knock Off to Cannes

Former Religious fanatic but still drunken fool, Mel Gibson made an appearance at the Cannes Film festival with his new pregnant Russian girlfriend. The crowd of almost universally addicted and unfaithful film stars were shocked by Gibson and his Oks...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson, Another Brick In The Wall!

Mel Gibson, Another Brick In The Wall!

It turns out that Mel Gibson's new Russian girlfriend is just another ambitious social climber with a scandalous past, a string of ex-lovers and a penchant for older men to advance her career, say sources close to her. According to the source who...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Shows Off Russian Girlfriend Olga at "Wolverine" Premiere

Mel Gibson Shows Off Russian Girlfriend Olga at "Wolverine" Premiere

More than two weeks after his wife filed for divorce, a smiling Mel Gibson made a rare public appearance with his girlfriend Tuesday night at the L.A. industry screening of X-Men Origin: Wolverine. The star of Mad Max many years ago & who's e...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson's Secret Second Family?

Mel Gibson's Secret Second Family?

According to the National Gossiper, Mel Gibson has had a second family for some time now, supposedly Russian beauty Oksana Grigorieva and her eleven-year-old son, Alexander. Sources have reported that she is the brunette Gibson has been seen with and...

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Funny story: Gibson's Blow Up Doll Affair Revealed

Gibson's Blow Up Doll Affair Revealed

Robyn Gibson estranged wife of Hollywood giant Mel Gibson has sensationally claimed the reason she left the veteran actor was due to his obsession with a blow up sex doll named Mrs Findley. "It was all so sudden" said Robyn of the unusual intrusio...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson

Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson

Recently hired agent for talent show favourite, Susan Boyle has announced today that the Scottish singer has accepted a proposal of marriage from Mel Gibson. Gibson, whose wife recently filed for divorce, is now rumoured to have wooed Boyle, with...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson divorce settlement declared bank robbery

Mel Gibson divorce settlement declared bank robbery

Mel Gibson may soon end up as the Hollywood actor with the biggest hole in his pocket. Critics declare his divorce settlement a form of legal bank robbery. Robyn Gibson who has been labeled Gold Fingers, 53, is legally entitled in their divorce to...

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Funny story: So which Russian Oksana screwed over Mel Gibson's marriage?

So which Russian Oksana screwed over Mel Gibson's marriage?

Bloodyvostock - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): "Sure as hell it wasn't that fat pimple-butt slag Oksana Nalesnikova (tr. Oksana Pancake)," a livid Oksana Pochepa yelled at Russian TV crews today as yet more tall, blonde, tanned, leggy Russian models (sic), al...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Mel Gibson's Wife Is Divorcing Him

The Real Reason Mel Gibson's Wife Is Divorcing Him

SYDNEY, Australia - The media is reporting that Robyn Gibson is divorcing Mel, her husband of 28 years, due to irreconcilable differences. Mrs. Gibson sat down with Breezy Hooberry, a reporter for The Sydney Morning Down Under Times and said that...

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