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Friday, 17 April 2009


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Robyn Gibson estranged wife of Hollywood giant Mel Gibson has sensationally claimed the reason she left the veteran actor was due to his obsession with a blow up sex doll named Mrs Findley.

"It was all so sudden" said Robyn of the unusual intrusion "One day this package arrived in the mail and the next thing I know we were dragging this blow up doll all over the place"

Robyn says that what she first thought was a typical Mel style practical joke soon turned bizarre when Mrs Findley started joining the couple for breakfast and then later drives in the country.

"She'd come everywhere with us and Mel would swoon all over her like a love sick school boy" she said.

The last straw for Robyn came after overhearing Mel ask Mrs Findley if she'd like to start a family with him.

"I overheard him talking about the two of them adopting a baby from some third world country like Zimbabwe or New Zealand"

Mel Gibson has so far refused to comment about his relationship with the mysterious Mrs Findley although the owner of a local hardware store has confirmed that the actor has purchased several puncture repair kits in the previous months although no mention has been made about a blow up doll.

"He said it was for his bike" the owner claimed

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