Mel Gibson Brings Knocked Up Russian in a Versace Knock Off to Cannes

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 22 May 2009

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The fake Versace real maternity gown got canned at Cannes

Former Religious fanatic but still drunken fool, Mel Gibson made an appearance at the Cannes Film festival with his new pregnant Russian girlfriend. The crowd of almost universally addicted and unfaithful film stars were shocked by Gibson and his Oksana nerve in displaying themselves in such a flagrantly public manner.

Stage whispers of: " I just feel bad for the wife"; " What nerve!" " The audacity of the two of them"; " I just hope they're not going to keep that baby!"; " Look at her, the tramp and he can hardly stand up, the lush!"

When star mag writers interviewed teh gossips, all with significany Hollywood fame, to a one they admitted that it all boiled down to the dress- a versace Knock Off at cannes with his money!? seemed to be the unanimous sentiment.

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