Now That Michael's Finally Buried, Latest News On The Living: Gibson, Johansson & Bijou Phillips

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Wednesday, 30 September 2009

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Hollywood: Mel Gibson's attorney has filed a motion to dismiss his DUI charge during his famous or infamous tirade a year ago. However, when the judge asked Gibson, "Do you mean that this is the way you act when you are not drinking?", Gibson gave up and pleaded guilty.

Scarlett Johansson, with a dozen or more films behind her, has revealed why she hasn't been photographed more and displayed all over the internet and tabloids.

"I keep an outfit handy where I dress as most photographers and slip into the crowds when the other stars are coming out, taking their photos. You should see my collection."

Bijou Phillips says she doesn't believe that her father Papa John or Papa Juan ever had sex with her half-sister, Mackenzie Phillips. "At least I don't think so. But it's all confusing about the mothers and fathers because, well Cass was referred to as Mama and so was Michelle and John, yeah, John Phillips was my Papa but then , so was Denny Doherty."

"Then there was Scott Mckenzie who also was a Papa later on after leaving California and the flowers in San Francisco and California dreaming, it's all confusing, you see."

"Maybe Mckenzie is Mackenzie's dad?"

"Now I'm all mixed up and I don't even do drugs."

That's the latest from: Now Michael Jackson's Finally Buried, News Of The Stars Still Living.

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