Mel Gibson Or TinkerMel?

Funny story written by Bureau

Monday, 3 August 2009

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What's happened to Mel Gibson lately? He's being led around by his Russian lady and he looks like he's aged at least ten years. Check some of his latest pics.

Maybe he's taken on more than he can chew!

Reports lately have him walking around and acting more like Don Knotts Or Red Green's cousin.

Recently Mel was reportedly talking to some friends when Oksana Grigorieva Natasha looked down and to her horror saw the bald spot on Mel's crown. She then proceeded to yell down that he needed MORE hair transplants. That always brings out the macho in any man. But, just a laugh from Mel? The exact quote later from one of the guys was, "It's all very tiring,"

Let's hope he's not being turned into Mel Coolie on the old Dick Van Dyke Show who had one of those spots that took over his entire head. Soon Morrie Amsterdam will be following him making jokes.

Maybe a large bottle of Viagra and a brain transplant are needed or has the brain transplant already happened? Since when has Mel Gibson taken anything like this in public or otherwise?

Mel, Wake Up! Go get that American flag you used in "The Patriot" or something. You're starting to look like the Detroit Lions after their 16th straight loss last year.

Sorry if you're a Mel Gibson fan but I'm a fan too. He's had some great movies. Seeing him this way is sickening. Maybe Natasha is slipping some stuff in his beer. Any other time, after that crack about needing more hair transplants and she'd have a beer-drip cap replacing the top of her head.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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