Mel Gibson divorce settlement declared bank robbery

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Thursday, 16 April 2009

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Robyn Gibson plans a long vacation in the bahamas with her new lover after the divorce settlement

Mel Gibson may soon end up as the Hollywood actor with the biggest hole in his pocket. Critics declare his divorce settlement a form of legal bank robbery.

Robyn Gibson who has been labeled Gold Fingers, 53, is legally entitled in their divorce to half of everything the actor-director-producer earned from their marriage in 1980 to the date of their legal separation. His fortune is close to $1 billion dollars.

"This could easily be one of the biggest divorce settlements in Hollywood history," says Los Angeles family lawyer Lynn Soodik, who's not involved with the case. "Any attorney would advise her to take half."

Ricky Martin Questioned about Gibson's Divorce

Ricky Martin a double grammy winning singer comments on the divorce, "I knew it would happen to Mel, thats why I had two sons out of wedlock", "I didn't want any future wife to give my money to her lovers or her lawyers when it belongs to my kids".

The Latin superstar had the children via a surrogate mother, and the babies were born a few weeks ago, according to a statement from his representatives.

"The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care," said the representative.

Martin's career has spanned over two decades and has sold more than 55 million albums worldwide. With that much money in his hands it's no wonder why Ricky Martin is cautious with marriage.

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