Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Friday, 17 April 2009

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Recently hired agent for talent show favourite, Susan Boyle has announced today that the Scottish singer has accepted a proposal of marriage from Mel Gibson.

Gibson, whose wife recently filed for divorce, is now rumoured to have wooed Boyle, with constant deliveries of Flowers, chocolates, champagne and Lethal Weapon DVD boxsets.

"They are asking for privacy at the moment, they are a new couple and we should give them time to get to know each other" said the agent. "It has certainly been a whirlwind thing but they are both very much in love."

Mel Gibson, releasing a statement later in the day described how he hadn't been this happy since "I read the script for Air America".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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