Mel "holier then holy" Gibson after his hit and run affair + his ranting at a police officer is now clean!
After three years of AA therapy and confessions in the local catholic church Mel has been given a new lease of life starring in Mad Max 5 without his driving licence!
The Jewish police officer has also been pardoned for releasing secret info about Gibson's anti-Jew rantings in 2006 and has since become a Muslim convert.
Mel had several drinking problems after God (who?) forced him to make that religious load of crap film "The Passion of the Christ" ever since then he's got divorced and was pissed daily!
Now Mad Max 5 is being filmed and Mel, alias Max, is driving his "desertmobile" through the Nevada deserts without a licence listening to Tupac and Tina Turner!
Mel or Max gave the waiting paparazzi the following statement"
"My days as a religious nutter and Scottish Rebel are over, I'm back to what I'm good at, being MAD, MAX.
God forced me to become a devout catholic and now I've lost everything, my missus and my pet kangaroo "Skippy" but thank GOD I've got Max and I'm still fucking MAD!
"As for that Jid cop, fuck him, in Nevada I can get pissed and drive into the setting sun without hitting and running from anybody, except that weirdo in front there with a long white beard carrying a stone plaque, a long stick and ten commandments! (That "Lethal Weapon" the Scotch was just beginning to kick in!)
