Filmmaker Waters (Pink Flamingos) complains that Trump forever ruined bad taste. Actually I can’t add much to that comment…………. Jared Kushner has taken a Masters class in writing so that he can write his memoir. Well, that is an improvement…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Putin, the man who is still considered by many to be Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's puppet master has just caught the mysterious malady known as the Monkeypox. Ipso Facto News reports that the evil, co…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has noted that Putin is as happy as a whore at an Oregon lumberjack camp, after hearing that his communist navy has captured Switzerland's lone submarine, "The SS Chocolate Wave." The tiny Swiss sub carri…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Tickety Boo News reporter Neville Twickenbuck, has just broken the story that the evil, hate-filled leader of Russia will be visiting Buckingham Palace and having a private meeting with Queen Elizabeth. Twickenbuck noted t…
Doctors in Moscow have revealed that an aggressive colon cancer tumour living in the Kremlin has become infected with Vladimir Putin. It is unclear how the cancer caught the awful dictator, but it is believed that it had been living happily inside…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Putin says that he is not about to let a hamburger franchise dictate shit to him. Putinski, told a reporter with The Kremlin Voice, that he had decided to reopen every McDonalds that the US-based burger chain clo…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency has just learned that Putin's credibility has totally gone into the world's cesspool. Reports coming out of North Korea's Rice Paddy News Agency are stating that even the roly-poly,…
In added celebration of her Platinum Jubilee, Queen Elizabeth will be a guest of the BBC Hardtalk with moderator Stephen Sackur asking the questions. However, one of the Queen's assistants warned that Mr. Sacker might be a bit abrasive, adding he…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Vlady Nikita Putin has informed The Kremlin Voice that has decided to get into the fast food business, and namely the pizza business. According to a reporter with the KV, Putin told a close aide that he is gettin…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the leading political psychiatrists in the nation has just written an article on why Putin is in dire need of psychiatric help Dr. Ripley P. Buckweather, who has Masters Degrees from Texas A&M, UCLA, Gram…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The word on the communist streets of Moscow is that President Putin is angrier than a woodpecker with a limp pecker. Putin, who is 69, but lately is starting to look 99, is reportedly very upset that the pride and joy of t…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of the Kremlin are that Putin is so scared of losing the war, that he has texted his BFF Kim Jong-un and literally begged the "Fat Boy" to please fire some of his North Korean missiles at Ukraine. Putin…
A world-famous Montreal chef has created a new type of poutine, but it’s only for Vladimir Putin to eat. Traditionally, poutine is a messy, fattening food that is damn delicious! When made for the average human being to consume (instead of a m…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the 96-year-old royal queen spoke with Neville Twickenbuck, of The Tickety Boo News and informed him that she has had her fill of that cruel, hate-infected, little shrimp, with the tiny dangly bits, Vladimir Niki…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - One of Putin's girlfriends naval Admiral Svetlana Svetvinski, has stated that yes, it's true that the short, stocky Russian dictator's dick is in fact shaped like the state of Florida. The admiral, whom Putin recently name…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - The guys and gals that set the odds in "Sin City" (aka Las Vegas) have just put out that Russia's days in Ukraine are numbered. One of the leading Vegas oddsmakers, Beulah Frickloin, 45, said that the odds are now 5 to…
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The biggest hamburger fast food franchise in the world has decided that they will be closing all of their 859 hamburger outlets in Russia. A McDonalds spokeswoman, Bixie P. Bibbenfaust, 51, told the news media th…
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