J.Lo says that her recent sex therapy sessions with noted sex therapist Dr. Fanny Cumterelli (at a cost of $62,500), have worked damn good, as she now can have passion-filled intimacy without guilt. Her hubby Ben Affleck, says that Jenny on the Bl…
Boom Boom News (Mexico) is reporting that the tourist town of Cabo San Lucas, has the distinction of having the sexiest, smartest, and the prettiest women south of the border. The mayor of Cabo, Timothy "The Stud" Cerveceria, who became a milliona…
The Starbucks Coffehouse, Brew Bistro, and Pastry Franchise recently celebrated its 54th anniversary. The company that was born in Seattle, Washington, now has 35,803 outlets in 84 countries including China, Cambodia, Pisagovia, and the Greater An…
Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly gorgeous woman in the world of country music that Carrie Underwood. The Oklahoma native simply oozes sex appeal like soccer players ooze sweat. Miss Un…
Innuendo reporter Sausalito Ole reports that the hooha grabber's Walk of Fame star has been vandalized again. Lucy Crowsteen, a spokesperson for the sidewalk group noted that since old "Baby Fingers" is so damn hated that they are not going to hav…
Boom Boom News (Cambodia) is reporting that the Cambodian Navy has just informed the public that the submarine, The Bamboo Queen is missing off the coast of Japan. Early reports are that the sub hit a school of Tunisian Tuna and apparently the fis…
The United Kingdom's Tickety Boo News has just broken the story that the British submarine, The Sherwood Forest, has just sunk a Type A Russian munitions ship,The Siberian Witch. The Russian frigate was apparently headed toward the Ukranie to deli…
The most brilliant man in the world, Elon Musk, has done it again. The transportation genius has just invented the Tesla Fire Truck. Fire companies who have tested it report that it is the greatest firefighting invention since the fire hose. On…
British songstress Cheryl Cole, who is regarded as one of England's sexiest, hottest, and most popular singers, has entered the pole dancing world. National Rumblings writer Traci Diddle says that she was told by one of Cole's dearest friends, tha…
McDonalds sales have shot through the McRoof after the companny adds their brand new adult McMargaritas. The new drink was developed from a mixture that was put together by one of the nation's most noted drink mixologists, Lorenzo "Mixy" Brazospor…
Press Extra reports that the notorious buccaneer Jean Lafitte, who was known as "The Terror of The Gulf" was actually bi-sexual. The pirate who terrorized the gulf region from Galveston (Texas) to Key West (Florida), during the early 1800's is all…
One of the most notorious Al-Qaeda operatives Shateen Koot Shoom has been taken into custody by members of the DEA. The infamous terrorist known as "Crazy Shateen," was sitting in a box seat at Yankee stadium watching the Yanks playing against the…
The BBC has just broken the story that Ringo Starr, the Beatles drummer has just purchased a historical English castle just outside the town of Wembley. The castle named Ye Olden Castle on The River Brent, was built in 1316, by a construction comp…
The TrumpShit, (aka Donald Trump), is certain that he is going to prison, so he has decided to cut down on his damn lying by at least 14%. He recently told his one and only remaining friend, Greg "The Space Creature" Gutfeld that he has had the ho…
Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye, much like his womanizing uncle Prince Andrew, is denying rumors that he and a very popular pole dancer were spotted holding hands at "The 'Ello Mate Strip Club" in Soho. The danc…
Boom Boom News (UK) has just revealed that King Charles III, informed them that Queen Elizabeth bequeathed $3 million (£2.358,990 UK) to the Beatles Museum in Liverpool. Charles said that his mum was a big fan of John, Paul, George, and Ringo. He…
The United Kingdom's news agency, Ta Ta For Now News, reports that a secret text message was intercepted that was going from the KGB to President Vladimir Nikita Putin's chief of security. The message stated that the pussy grabbing, tax evader, (a…
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