Putin has the older Russians in his pocket, as he controls all the TV station and other media - and they hear of Ukrainian Atrocities, day and night. Now he wants the younger Russians - so younger KGB agents, just learning the ropes - have forme…
Cover of N.Y. Times - “G.O.P. Voters Of Two Minds Toward Trump" What?!! They even had one mind to begin with???!!! Elon Musk tears into Trump, telling him to hang up his MAGA hat. That would be fine by me. There isn’t anything under the hat…
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - Russia's vile, vulgar, creep leader is getting weirder by the hour. The Kremlin Voice reported that Vladimir Nikita Putin, has stated that he wants all Catholic priests and nums to leave Russia within 24 hours.
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Japan's national news agency, Saki News has just broken the story that Putin is getting ready to unleash his communist might on the tiny European country of Belgium. And according to Belgium's local press the reason is sim…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk has just stated that the BMI space subsidiary company Blue Space Com, can easily and at a moments notice, shoot down anything that is up in the solar system; including spacecraft, orbital machinery, metal de…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Putin texted the leader of Switzerland, Ignacio Cassis and told him that Russian welders had melted the captured submarine, The Chocolate Wave. Cassis texted him back telling him that he was extremely angry, as t…
Ian Hewitt, chairman of the All England Lawn Tennis Club, is being hailed as a hero tonight after the Club’s ban on Russian players competing at Wimbledon prompted Vladimir Putin to order his military to leave Ukraine. Speaking on Russian state te…
The prime ministers of Britain and Canada insist that taking off their shirts to bare muscled and hairy chests was only a joke at a recent meeting. Mr. Putin, meanwhile, has suggested he be photographed bare-chested and flexing his right bicep whi…
SHIMSHIMINY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is not happy to report that Vlady Putin's Russian invaders are getting their communist keisters kicked all over the Ukraine battlefields. The KV noted that in the most recent battle of The…
Trump calls the January 6th hearings a ‘disgraceful performance’. That coming from the man who put ‘diss’ in ‘disgraceful’. Putin sees his mission in Ukraine “as the recovery of Russian lands”. Most see his mission as getting his head out of hi…
As America has now overturned the abortion law, and protests are ongoing, and many Americans are pissed off and scared that their country will soon be thrown back into Little House on the Prairie days, Vladimir Putin is happy. The world’s focus, i…
NEW UNI, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The heavy metal band, Pussy Riot, which is the music world's top Russian female band, has made it clear time after time, that they hate Vladimir Nikata Putin, with every fiber in their cotton tampons. The three m…
Germany, Italy, etc. get almost all their oil and Natural Gas from Russia. Russia - which in the last 10 years, brutally killed thousand in Chechnya, Bombed Syrian Villages, killing Thousands (to help Assad) - and bloodily Invaded the Democratic c…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is sad to announce that the leader of the Russian people may have to step down due to an aliment that they describe as being embarrassing-as-shit. The KV stated that Putin did not want them to put the par…
Freedom. Democracy. Rights for all people, not just some. Peace. Love. And the strange fact that, if Putin wants to expand to borders of Russia, getting them back to where they were when Soviet Russia took over and consumed half of Eas…
Criminal evidence about President Pussy Grabber's action on January 6th is gushing out like water from a fire hose. The January 6th Committee did its work. Even his first daughter managed to drip out some wet evidence. But unfortunately, daddy was th…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - As if Vlady Nikita Putin doesn't have enough problems what with the Ukrainian army and the British army clobbering his communist troops left and right, now comes word about a sexy Scottish spy. BuzzFuzz (Russia) reports th…
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