Putin's Proud 41st Moscow Super Infantry Regiment Is Decimated By England's 19th Liverpool Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 27 June 2022

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SHIMSHIMINY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is not happy to report that Vlady Putin's Russian invaders are getting their communist keisters kicked all over the Ukraine battlefields.

The KV noted that in the most recent battle of The Russia-Ukaine War, England's famed 19th Liverpool Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment totally annihilated Russia's pride and joy, the 41st Moscow Super Infantry Regiment.

The battle took place in St. Chickamauga, Ukraine, and only lasted about seven minutes before the Brits had the Ruskies on the run.

English Field Marshall Eric Derick Petaluma, 71, said that as the Russians were running back toward the Ukraine-Russian border, they could be heard yelling, "Fuck, Putin, let the midget bitch, come fight these British commandos, his fucking self!"

SIDENOTE: The Kremlin Voice is reporting that Putinski is fit to be tied at the news, and one top-ranking oligarch, noted that it is time for the evil dwarf Hitleresque son-of-a-bitch to resign and move to Pakistan, where he has a palatial villa.

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