HOLLYWOOD - Janet Damita Jo Jackson, aka Janet Jackson performed the opening dance number on the American Music Awards show. And her tribute to her brother Michael, had way much more crotch-grabbing than even her brother's songs ever used to have.
Targeting the adult liberal music market, Mariah Carey is set to release a new modified collection of Christmas favorites, with adult themes and lyrics titled, "The Many Joys of Christmas". Denying that this was another attempt to sell herself as...
With the dreaded news released today that Rolf Harris and Status Quo were teaming up for a Christmas single and an attempt at the number one spot, it appears they are not the only ill-advised pairing threatening to assault our earlobes this festive s...
The original members of the Sugarbabes, Siobhán Donaghy, Mutya Buena and Keisha Buchanan have all been forced out at one time or another from the popular beat combo. Having now all been through the emotional wringer, they have been convinced to re...
Birmingham's Christmas lights switch-on event last night, which included a performance by X-Factor rejects JLS, has resulted in 60 screaming fans being crushed and condensed into a single JLS super fan. The crowd at the event surged forward when Asto...
Arthur Bowdinsky, Director of Classical Studies at Clavichord University released his findings on Tuesday regarding the structure of music as language, turning the world upside down. Bowdinsky discovered that if a person concentrates on a specific formula they will cease to hear the music, and the sound is replaced by conversation. His discovery proves that the mathematical quality of music al...
Inspired by the satirical mastery from personal Spoof heroes like Jesus Buddha (Son of Mohammed Shiva), Monkey Woods, QM, J-Man and the ever enticing Madame Bitters, the little known singer/songwriter transplanted from Motown to the Cheese State has released a smash hit just in time for the holiday season. A tribute to the Beatles in song, with updated lyrics to fill the mind's eye and nostrils...
Cristal, the makers of the incredibly popular CD jewel case have patented a breakthrough that threatens to revolutionise the music industry. In recent years, CD sales have been declining as wary music buyers switch to downloaded MP3 and iTunes mus...
Long-forgotten manufactured English kiddie pop band Five Star have made a comeback this year, and tonight they will be appearing at London's Jacko McWacko Theatre for the Deaf.. 'It was, like, like, like so ... so ...' 'Interesting?, a passing rio...
In a move which is certain to cause outrage amongst many festival regulars, it was announced today that the BNP are to headline the Glastonbury music festival in 2010. In a line up which includes The Artic Monkeys, Blur and the Charlatans, the BNP...
It was interesting to hear that UB40 are bored of performing their (s)hit 'Red Red Wine'. Interesting, because I'm bored of hearing it. In fact I'm bored of hearing all their (s)hits, of which there have been far too many. Look, the original lead singer, the little Brummie with that awful nasal whine, got so bored he quit. Why couldn't they all have agreed to do the same thing and just say "fuc...
After his surprise winning of the Nobel Peace Prize last week, Barack Obama next surprised the music world today when his band The Four Obamas shot straight to number one on both sides of the Atlantic with 'The Sound of My Silence'. And here are the song's lyrics: 'Hello Israel, my old friend I've come to sell you arms again While Palestinian children are sleeping To them the IDF now creepin...
The latest music awards have proven that the once so proud Brit music industry which, once conquered the world, is drying up even faster than the Dead Sea and CRAP! ex-World beaters, The Beatles, Stones, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, T...
Geriatric KISS, make-up and release their new album to celebrate 35 years in the rock business! Parallel to their new album release, which no person under the age of 45 would be seen dead with, they are launching their new, non-runny, make-up line...
Glam-Prog-Space-Rockers Muse have explained why they are allowing a song of theirs to go on the soundtrack of the new Twighlight movie. The Devon trio will be rejigging "I Belong To You" to appear in the latest Stephanie Meyer adaptation "OMG!!!!1...
Long running soap-opera popular beat combo all girl trio Sugarbabes have split. . .Again. Keisha Buchanan formed the group back in 1998 with then friends Mutya Buena and Siobhan Donaghy. The pressures of popularity, fame, wealth and as many M&...
Sir Paul McCartney is to sue indie stars The Maccabees over the use of his name. The former bass player with 60s quintet The Beatles says he is sick and fed up of weedy young people cashing in. He insisted the other four Beatles would feel exac...
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