I'm Bored Of UB40

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Wednesday, 21 October 2009


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It was interesting to hear that UB40 are bored of performing their (s)hit 'Red Red Wine'. Interesting, because I'm bored of hearing it. In fact I'm bored of hearing all their (s)hits, of which there have been far too many.

Look, the original lead singer, the little Brummie with that awful nasal whine, got so bored he quit. Why couldn't they all have agreed to do the same thing and just say "fuck it, I'll stay at home and count my dosh"?

There may well be a market for cod reggae sung in a dreadful nasal voice, but I just can't think of it now. Maybe the moon? Or Pluto? He certainly sounds as if he sings out of his anus.

Apologies to UB40 fans (?) who will gleefully 1 star away. I don't care. It's nothing personal. I just wish UB40 had never met up. I blame Jim Callaghan and his Government for that. Give me the winter of discontent ahead of thirty years of these cunts!

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