Sir Paul Mc Cartney, Dame Vera Lynn prove the point, Brit music is geriatric and unsellable!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 15 October 2009

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Present Brit pop/rock STARS are as far away from conquering the world as the constellation above!

The latest music awards have proven that the once so proud Brit music industry which, once conquered the world, is drying up even faster than the Dead Sea and CRAP!

ex-World beaters, The Beatles, Stones, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, The clash, even crappy Duran Duran, etc, etc, paved the way leaving a void of mediocrity!

The present mob of "world beaters" couldn't even knock ol' Dame Vera Lynn off her Jurassic perch!

Artic Monkeys, The Killers, Muse, Franz Ferdinand, Coldplay, and the rest of the present bunch of Brit Rock/pop bands, good for the UK but abroad, especially the US, dead as Dodo's!

Proof are the latest awards given to Sir Paul in his wheelchair, Phil Collins one foot in the grave, grandmother Annie Lennox and her Eurythmics, WHO? Yes them an all!

No Brit band can hack America like in the ol days and although selling out their gigs in the UK, maybe Belgium, eventually Lichtenstein + Andorra & Armenia, it's a sad ol Brit rock/pop world outside of the UK!

Maybe Sir Paul should give these young guns a lesson or two about world beating song writing, even Mick and Keith could lend a shaking hand!

Young Brit's are lost in a sea of mediocrity and they need that US Fairy Godmother of pop, Madonna, the US Black Eyed Peas, ol fart "heavy metallers" Metallica to show em the way (all Yanks BTW), SAD!

What with Bob Dylan (he's a 108 by the way) releasing his decrepid Christmas album (Jaggedone has just burnt all of his Dylan cd's out of protest!) which will certainly top the charts nearly everywhere, all the UK have is that wayward rehab specialist, Robbie "ex Take That-er" Williams to carry the beacon forward (God help us all) and in America they think he's a replica Mormon Gospel singer, AMEN!

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