Nick Griffin & BNP to Headline Music Festival

Funny story written by leiser

Sunday, 25 October 2009

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In a move which is certain to cause outrage amongst many festival regulars, it was announced today that the BNP are to headline the Glastonbury music festival in 2010.

In a line up which includes The Artic Monkeys, Blur and the Charlatans, the BNP will be given the headline slot in order to preach 'hate and intolerance' to the crowds at the event.

The BNP & Nick Griffin will be covering songs including:

* I Can't Help Myself - The four tops
* It's My Party - Leslie Gore
* White Wedding - Billy Idol
* Jungle Love - The Time
* Wipe Out - Sufaris

Far left wing groups have already started protesting outside downing street about the move and violence has erupted outside Whitehall.

Interviewed outside his home in Essex, Griffin was asked if he was concerned about the backlash, however the head of the party refused to comment and seemed more concerned that the person asking the question was of African Decent.

Peter Hain of the Labour party today said 'Griffin is a wicked and fat racist who belongs in the South Pole'.

Nobody has yet publicly come forward to disagree.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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