Geriatric KISS, make-up and release their new album to celebrate 35 years in the rock business!
Parallel to their new album release, which no person under the age of 45 would be seen dead with, they are launching their new, non-runny, make-up line for ageing swingers still around town!
KISS leader, Gene Simmons, in his heyday, kissed more "pussy" with his long tongue than any other rock star and without smudging his lipstick!
Now he claims KISS are back big time and the geriatric rocker is still kissing "pussy" albeit, rather drier ones nowadays, and the band with their hairy chests and white make-up are setting off on a world tour taking their wheelchairs with them!
The new, non-runny, make-up line is especially designed for KISS fans who wish to remain anonymous whilst frequenting their concerts just in case their children see them and abandon them!
The "Bizarre" press asked fellow, even more, geriatric rocker, Mick Jagger, what he thought of the KISS reunion and Mick replied dryly, "if their geriatric then we must be fucking Zombies especially Keith!"
A KISS single is being released and the title is a new version of their classic rocker "I was made for loving you" renamed; "I was made for rocking you in your rocking chair GRANDMA!"
