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Funny story: The new reality TV show "Secrets" is a bona fide success

The new reality TV show "Secrets" is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the airwaves on the Bravisimo Network is "Secrets." The show deals with the sexploits of four Manhattan secretaries who work for a highly reputable Manhattan law firm. Rep…

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Funny story: Elton John caught with an inflatable doll at Heathrow Airport

Elton John caught with an inflatable doll at Heathrow Airport

Elton John, the 76-year-old English crooner was caught at the Heathrow luggage check in counter with an inflatable doll in one of his 6 pink suitcases. At first Elly tried to say that the pink suitcase was not his, but lets face it, who else has a…

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Funny story: Madonna talks about the rumors that she and Rosie O'Donnell are married to each other

Madonna talks about the rumors that she and Rosie O'Donnell are married to each other

The "Rumor Mills" have been working overtime and the latest scoop is that former singer Madonna, who is 64, but looks 84, and unemployed TV host Rosie O'Donnell, who is 61, and looks 62, are a couple, as in a 'Married Couple." Madonna, who is know…

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Funny story: Wheel of Fortune fires host Pat Sajak after 42 years!

Wheel of Fortune fires host Pat Sajak after 42 years!

The very popular TV game show "Wheel of Fortune," which is filmed at the Burbank Studios in California, has just fired their long time game show host Pat Sajak. Tabloid Today reporter Papaya Bamboo was the first to report the firing. She noted tha…

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Funny story: Taco Bell adds sushi and tofu burritos to their food menu

Taco Bell adds sushi and tofu burritos to their food menu

Taco Bell is the nation's number one national franchise for Mexican food. The company that was founded in 1962, by Alejandro Alonzo Bell has just come up with it's latest food menu creation, the Sushi and Tofu Burrito. The new food item was tested…

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Funny story: Mama Kris Jenner is the spokeswoman for the new line of swimsuits called Bikini Cougar

Mama Kris Jenner is the spokeswoman for the new line of swimsuits called Bikini Cougar

The L.A. Watchdog Witnesser reports that the matriarch of the Kardashian family, Kris Kardashian-Jenner has just been signed to be the official spokeswoman for the new line of swimwear for MILFs. Kris, who is 67, but has a body that looks like she…

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Funny story: FBI agents have captured one of Al-Qaeda's sexiest female spies

FBI agents have captured one of Al-Qaeda's sexiest female spies

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has just informed the American public that members of the Federal Bureau of Investigation have just captured one of the terrorist world's most notorious female spies. Miss Jean-Pierre stated that Mir…

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Funny story: The 3 KKK members who had charged wrestling champ Chief Buffalo Belly with assault have now dropped their charges

The 3 KKK members who had charged wrestling champ Chief Buffalo Belly with assault have now dropped their charges

According to Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza New, the World Wrestling Federation has just announced that the three Mississippi Ku Klux Klan members who claimed that Chief Buffalo Belly assaulted them in the parking lot of a Natchez, Mississippi, Mc…

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Funny story: Britney Spears' "just say no to drugs" program is a big success in 49 states

Britney Spears' "just say no to drugs" program is a big success in 49 states

The US DEA has just stated that Britney Spears' "Just Say Hell No To Drugs" program is a tremendous hit in 49 of the states. A spokesman for the DEA, Lionel Boocastle, divulged that the only state where the drug program did not work was in Alabama…

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Funny story: Canada is sending the battleship 'Margaret Trudeau' to Ukraine

Canada is sending the battleship 'Margaret Trudeau' to Ukraine

The Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has informed the citziens of Canada that he will will sending Canada's battleship, The Margaret Trudeau, to aid the Ukraininan government in it's battle to defeat the Russian forces of President Putin./stron…

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Funny story: Colombia is recalling 17 tons of cocaine because it is tainted with a powerful insect spray

Colombia is recalling 17 tons of cocaine because it is tainted with a powerful insect spray

One of the world's most powerful drug cartels is recalling 17 tons of cocaine that had been shipped to the United States. It appears that the coke is tainted with a powerful insect spray named Insectasitosis Malo-13, that if ingested could make th…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian says that her matador boyfriend "El Gazpacho" is the sexiest man on Earth!

Kim Kardashian says that her matador boyfriend "El Gazpacho" is the sexiest man on Earth!

Kim Kardashian has stated that her boyfriend, Joaquin Beaurgeard Gazpacho, is considered by the bullfighting world to be "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting." Kim blushed and said that her "Latin Lover" has totally made her forget about all of her ex-…

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Funny story: Sam Elliott to star in the new, much-awaited TV cable western, "The Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch"

Sam Elliott to star in the new, much-awaited TV cable western, "The Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch"

LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa has just broken the story that the quintessential Wild West actor, Sam Elliott, has begun filming on his new TV cable show, "The Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch." In the Old West show, which is being hailed as a comedy-dra…

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Funny story: First there was the Proud Boys - and now introducing the Proud Girls

First there was the Proud Boys - and now introducing the Proud Girls

BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that the Proud Boys extremist, radical group now has an off-shoot organization. Kixx has learned that the home-grown terrorist organization who invaded the United States Capitol has given birth to the female…

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Funny story: The KKK burns two cases of Bud Light beer

The KKK burns two cases of Bud Light beer

iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the Alabama chapter of the KKK has just shown their disdain for the LGBTQ organization. Miss Segovia noted that an unidentified Grand Wizard stated that at a recent crossing burning event, the Crapola Cree…

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Funny story: A woman has over 900 FAKE usernames

A woman has over 900 FAKE usernames

An retired chambermaid from Swansea, Wales, who has been identified as Alexa Midge Goldengoo, 87, had admitted to using 909 fake user names. Some of her fake names include ImpostorIgor, ScammerFairy, HoaxHomer, KKKKarenKunt, PhoneyBaloney, FakeFuc…

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Funny story: King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team

King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team

King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy) bequeathed $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team, the world champion Houston Astros. The queen was very fond of Astros superstar Jose Altuve, who la…

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