Neighbours in a quiet Manchester suburb were still buzzing today after a domestic row over an eBay purchase spilled out into the public street causing further disarray when husbands and wives began to choose sides in the matter, causing further comp...
US President Barack Obama pardons the National Thanksgiving Turkey, named Apple, in a ceremony with daughters Sasha and Malia, together with National Turkey Federation Chairman Yubert Envia, in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, DC What does THIS say to the world - A bloody turkey is pardoned by the President of the US of A whilst innocent people suffer in American jails.
President Obama pardoned the White house turkey today in a traditional ceremony held on the east lawn. The President was joined by his daughters Sasha and Malia. The turkey named Apple and his understudy Cider were both brought in from Foster Farms,...
The downturn in the nation's economy has many American families cutting corners, especially when it comes to buying food for their families. Thanksgiving favorites for some families this year will be missing from the festive tables and replaced by mo...
Animal rights activists have staged a rally protesting the slaughter of an estimated 5.35 million defenseless turkeys during this holiday season. The protesters gathered outside a turkey farm in upstate N.Y. to further make their point. "We've ban...
Amid an increasing number of clashes between the Turkish military and the outlawed Kurdistan Workers' Party, or PKK, Sendogan Yazici from Istanbul has become the 121st Turk to declare his conscientious objection to military service. In a press con...
According to the Home Land Security office Moehavmudd Soilyuself, A Turkish terrorist entered the country in a suicide bomber mission, He arrived at Birmingham international airport in Alabama last week. From there, he was suppose to meet his accompl...
Israel decided to end their relationship with one of their "friendly" Islamic neighbours today and attacked the Turkish Embassy in their own back garden, Tel Aviv. An Israeli government spokesman gave the following press statement: "We in Israe...
PAWKISSTAWN: The Turkish government has offered its "Muslim ally" and fair-weather friend Pakistan 5 million turkeys in flood-aid. Pak Prez Asif Ali Zardari aka "Mr. 10%"- just returned from a summer holiday in his British castle where he relaxed...
"H&R Block Says 'Peace of Mind' Defends Against Tax Errors, Keeps Hands Soft, Will Cook an Entire Turkey In One Hour, Will Guard Against Rust and Will Make Your Laundry April Fresh." U.S. District Judge Michael Reagan, the Judge who is decidin...
BP has proudly announced that it has struck a deal with the Turkish Kebab Makers Guild that will solve the oil crisis in the Gulf. Tony Hayward of BP said that intense negotiations had taken place over the previous week, which ha resulted in a win...
Arkansas turkey farmers say that their turkeys have been repeatedly sexually assaulted hundreds of times over the last two years. "I don't know exactly when this all started, but my turkeys began walking funny back in 2004", stated turkey farmer,...
Shock news indeed for patriotic Englishmen today, April 23rd - St George's Day - St George was a Turk, the son of a Roman soldier, and it has further been established that he never attended a football match with a George cross draped around his his s...
A Turk is suing a Norwegian dairy for over $4m after learning from a Norwegian friend that his face is being featured on containers of Greek-style yoghurt being sold in Norway. Mikos Malenkia was astounded when he received a phonecall from his fri...
Kurdish kebab shop owners reacted angrily to news that the Turkish government is to "significantly" reduce hunting quotas for doner and shish as a result of a government population survey which revealed that doner and shish numbers in the wilds of th...
Most of the world has always wondered about a country that is named after a fowl. We don't have the "United States of Chicken" or "Great Budgie". Of course there are the Canary Islands, but they are just islands after all! So when Turkey's government suffers a coup, just how serious are we to take it? Does this mean that a portion of the country will be chopped off like some huge drumstick?...
In my capacity as a Spoof reviewer who also writes about cooking, I posed myself the question today - how do you review a piece of food? And isn't a review a writeup about a play or a rock band playing or something like that? But undaunted I opened the day's post and found a box full of frozen turkeys in it! My initial reaction was one of fear, as I know that turkeys spread ghastly pandemics of...
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