US President pardons a turkey at Thanksgiving

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 25 November 2010

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Jail cells or turkey cages - you decide

US President Barack Obama pardons the National Thanksgiving Turkey, named Apple, in a ceremony with daughters Sasha and Malia, together with National Turkey Federation Chairman Yubert Envia, in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, DC

What does THIS say to the world - A bloody turkey is pardoned by the President of the US of A whilst innocent people suffer in American jails.

The ceremony was even covered by the Press with smiling Obamas looking on, posing for sweet and sickly photographs.

This is ALL so sick.

How much did the effing ceremony COST, which could have been better spent paying for dinners for the homeless.

What is this teaching Obamas children and the rest of the world. It is teaching them that turkeys are much more important than people.

Hopefully, the American people will not vote for this guy to be President for one more term. I am NOT a fan of politicians anywhere in the world. I go with the old saying...When can you tell when a politician is lying. When his lips are moving.

Glory be....granting a pardon to a freaking turkey. There is something definitely wrong with this picture.

It is not often that I am lost for words.

(Apostrophes and question marks are missing as a result of the writer not knowing how to bloody well fix the problem.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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