Arkansas turkey farmers say that their turkeys have been repeatedly sexually assaulted hundreds of times over the last two years.
"I don't know exactly when this all started, but my turkeys began walking funny back in 2004", stated turkey farmer, Claude Spur.
Hundreds of local farmers held a meeting in Little Rock over the weekend and finally found the answer to the mystery.
One farmer, Oliver Matthews, who certainly smelled like a turkey farmer, had left a camera hidden in the barn Friday and when Matthews checked the film later, he saw some wild turkeys slip into the facilities after flying in.
"It was herrible!", stated Matthews. "My turkeys with all that stuff we feed them to enlarge their breasts, can hardly walk, let alone get away from a thin, muscular wild turkey."
Mathews then broke down while showing the other farmers the video which showed dozens of wild turkeys topping one tame bird after the other.
The meeting concluded with several new ideas ready to be tested, including an overhead mesh, putting bras on the big breasts of the tame turkeys and turkey decoys that explode when attacked by a wild turkey, blowing off its pecker!
