WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The woman who is the assistant committee chairman on The Senate Condemnatory Hearings on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan.6, was extremely happy to get one of the largest campaign donations in the history of politi…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The world's largest company Bezos-Musk Inc., which is headquartered deep in the heart of Texas, has just filed a $12.7 billion class action lawsuit against Donald "Lard Butt" Trump. Bezos-Musk, Inc., is represented…
CAIRO, Egypt - (Satire News) - The temperatures in the desert areas of Egypt have been hovering around the 107 to 111 mark for the past two weeks. Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk learned that there were thousands of camels, one-humped and two humped, tha…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest corporation in the entire world, Bezos-Musk Inc., which is bigger than Coca Cola, Ford Motors, Exxon-Mobil, McDonalds, and Paul Bunyan Brand Condoms combined, is in the early planning stages of developing a…
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - One of the richest men in the world has just won $47 million in the latest edition of the Texas State Super Lone Star Lottery. Musk who has more money that Europe, Bill Gates, China, Oprah Winfrey, Venezuela, Tom Brady, an…
LONDON – (Satire News) – Piers Morgan is reporting that Britain’s mid-market newspaper, The Daily Mail, has just been purchased by the biggest corporation in the entire world Bezos-Musk Inc. Jeff Bezos said that they will be changing the name of t…
Okay, so, I’m still trying to figure out the Musk family tree. Elon’s daddy is 76 years old and he had a kid with his step-daughter, whom he has known since she was 4 years old? And Elon had twins with a co-worker, but he didn’t fire her for no…
Cover of N.Y. Times - “G.O.P. Voters Of Two Minds Toward Trump" What?!! They even had one mind to begin with???!!! Elon Musk tears into Trump, telling him to hang up his MAGA hat. That would be fine by me. There isn’t anything under the hat…
Elon Musk doesn’t want to buy Twitter anymore. He won’t give the true reason, but a Tesla insider rat who likes to squeal on his boss says, “He don’t like when people make fun of him. That’s why he fired so many of his employees who told him to f…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk has just stated that the BMI space subsidiary company Blue Space Com, can easily and at a moments notice, shoot down anything that is up in the solar system; including spacecraft, orbital machinery, metal de…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest corporation in the entire solar system has just announced that they are seriously looking into purchasing Iceland. Jeff Bezos, who owns 50% of Bezos-Musk Inc., told a reporter for iNews (Iceland), that h…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Several months ago, the world's largest corporation, Bezos-Musk Inc., announced that they would very soon be in talks with the curators of the Texas historical shrine, the Alamo. Jeff Bezos stated that for some time…
In 2022, Forbes Magazine has listed a total of 2,668 billionaires in the world, and 56.1 million millionaires. Stiff competition! Every millionaire has a higher goal to reach, but where is the top of the mountain for billionaires? Elon Musk…
Enceladus is the brightest moon of Saturn, and of the entire solar system, and it has most of the ingredients to create and sustain life. What makes it so bright is the ice which covers its surface, with temperatures reaching -198C at noon. This remi…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Elon Musk told The Scuttlebutt Review that after watching The Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Terrorist Attack of Jan. 6, he has told Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, in no uncertain terms to never, ever fucking…
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - One of the world's richest (and most arrogant gazillionaires) was in "Sin City" playing Black Jack, his favorite card game. While he gambled he smoked Marlboro Red Cigarettes and drank Johnny and Coke (Johnny Walker Bla…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The world's largest retail outlet has just announced plans to open up the world's largest factory warehouse in the world. The outlet will be located in the Lake Enchilada neighborhood of Tijuana. Musk stated that…
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