Insane Pop superstar Michael Jackson has announced today the setlist for the 50 night run which he will be performing in the O2 arena in London later this year. At time of the original announcement of the shows, Jackson said simply "I will be perf...
The Jackson 5's song 'Blame It On the Boogie' originally had different words, and here they are: 'My baby's always cryin' and it wouldn't be a bad thing But I don't get no lovin' and that's no lie I spend the night in Frisco at every excuse And that's where I learnt all about child abuse Don't blame it on the sunshine Don't blame it on the moonlight Don't blame it on the good times Bla...
Michael Jackson, the ex-black singer with the Jackson 5, has admitted "I'm bad". Mr Jackson has been accused of many crimes over the years, from molesting children to producing terrible music. But today he finally confessed "I'm bad. You know it,...
Michael Quackson who is in Britain this week publicising his forthcoming nuptials to Bo-Bo the baby Babboon from Londons zoo has been making a nuisance of himself again. Its been reported that he made several unwelcome phonecalls to the late, grea...
A planned auction of Michael Jackson memorabilia will still go ahead, despite the singer taking legal action in an attempt to prevent it. The singer filed suit against Julien's Auction House in Los Angeles last month, claiming that the auctioneers...
Character actor Michael Sheen who can do just about anyone, from David Frost to Tony Blair or Brian Clough to Kenneth Williams has been offered the lead role in the Hollywood epic "The Jade Goody Story - A Nation Of Fickle Minded Morons" Sheen wil...
Michael Jackson has added another 300 concerts to his "This is It" 2009 UK tour, to take the total number to 2,900 nights lasting until October 2018. It is estimated that Jackson will be seen by 58 million people on this tour, almost the complete...
Self crowned 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson will be electronically tagged when he arrives in the UK to begin his 'This Is It!' run of concerts at London's O2 Arena. A representative for the Metropolitan Police said "Jackson has agreed to monitoring...
The world's paedophiles have voted 2006's Children of Men their scariest film of all time. Based on a novel by P.D James and starring Michael Cain, the story is set in a dystopian near future when for some unknown environmental reason, the planet'...
Furious IRA terrorists have demanded an apology from the BBC after two comedians compared their comeback to that of Michael Jackso. Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis, speaking days after Jackson had announced his comeback tour at the O2 Arena, said on Ra...
Michael Jackson's forthcoming appearances at London's O2 Arena have been put on hold due to recent death threats received from an obscure anti-racism faction. BAD (Blacks Against Discrimination) claim that Jackson is little more than a modern day...
Up to 200 people received 'minor injuries' in London yesterday when a riot broke out outside the O2 arena, after it was announced that Michael Jackson's 50 date comeback was a sophisticated hoax, and the spooky star was in fact dead. Thousands of...
The Dome in London's Docklands was evacuated and sealed off by Scotland Yard's anti-terror squad yesterday following reports of plastic explosives scattered throughout the venue. The all-clear was given four hours later when detailed forensic exam...
In what has been described as the biggest blunder in entertainment history a spokeswoman for Peter File Promotions Ltd told this reporter that her company's decision to hire Neasden Stadium for a 3 month long stint of gigs by self-styled 'Predator Of...
The now 50-year-old singer, Michael Jackson told reporters yesterday that he may go on a sort of "Farewell Tour" after his summer sets he has already announced. Michael arrived into the UK on March 3 with his three children - Prince Michael, 10, P...
Millenium Drone, London - (WTF? Mess): Comeback concert? WHAT comeback concert? That is the UK music industry's official view amid reports thae Yoko Ono/George W Bush chimaera-cum-official Michael Jackson impersonator remains holed up in a Zurich...
LONDON - Michael Jackson, 50, going on 18, has passed all of the required medical tests in order to perform concerts in the United Kingdom. Jackson who has not performed a concert since 2001, is still very much in debt owing $7 million to Prince A...
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